It's mine...all MINE....Wahahhahahahaha! I think someone slipped a mickey in my Mountain Dew. Can you tell I am excited?! Am I going to reveal it yet? Hell no! Firecheif Chris, I am naming my first born after you. I think we'll call him/her "Guzz Jr.". Anyhoo....more details later. God, it's going to be one of those days...I can smell it. Break out the Jim Beam cause we're celebrating!

BTW...like South Park? Go visit Chris's fine piece of award winning (I'm not kidding either - this site's the bomb) work at South Park Central. (shameless plug)