Author Topic: Official Australian PGC visitors disscussion about anything thread (Read 689848 times)

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #1500 on:** July 21, 2003, 09:45:40 AM »

I duct taped my supervisor to the wall at my last job.

PIAC · « **Reply #1501 on:** July 21, 2003, 10:24:11 AM »

blimey, RABicle should rename this thread, official aussies + other cool people thread

*eats grey ninja* you got the 1500th post! lucky you

well... my funniest prank (wasn't even planned, just sort of happened) was at a party, a guy was there i didn't like, and none of my friends like, but he allways hung around us, and i was... a little drunk and needed to relieve my self, so across the lawn i stumble to near the cars so i wont be seen, and there it is in all hits pathetic glory, this guy's Ute. *ding!* goes my mind, and the deed is done, right in the back of his ute. (thats not even the best part) so later that night he slept in the back of his ute (i wasn't alive at this stage, but got told later). and thats the end of that chapter... or is it?

no.. its not

so a few weeks after that, this guy, my best friend, his girlfriend and her friend who the guy has a massive crush on, were at the movies talking about such, and he was talking about something, and eventually he said something like 'yeah i sleep in the back of my ute at parties' (cause he was trying to sound like a big man) and at this point My best mate goes 'rememeber so and so's party' 'yeah?' 'well chris (me

) pissed in the back of your ute then, and you slept in it'

A WINNER IS ME

aparently the 3 of them couldn't stop laughing, score 1 for the good guys

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #1502 on:** July 21, 2003, 11:18:30 AM »

A real pisser is you, PIAC. That's pretty good, I once threw a cup filled with piss in someone's face before. I don't remember who, but I have a strange feeling it was my brother. Haha, I am teh funny one, aren't I!?

Grey, Is that why you it's was you last job, or did you tape him because you were leaving?

Shift Key · « **Reply #1503 on:** July 21, 2003, 05:42:57 PM »

Grey Ninja's duct taping reminded me of another party. My best friend, who was absolutely parro, kept trying to run away from the party. We have no idea why, and neither did he when we asked him the morning after.

So we devised a grand plan - duct tape him to the clothesline. Not suspended in the air, but to the post that is in the ground. So three of us grabbed him (despite his resistance) and tied him up. I think we used most of the roll, just to make sure. It did the trick, and the poor bugger slept outside, in the middle of winter. Some of the girls didn't want us to leave him there, but we chose to ignore them.
He woke up the next morning, and still couldn't get out.

To this day, he still can't remember the events of that night.

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #1504 on:** July 21, 2003, 07:42:24 PM »

Sickos are you people!

RABicle should rename it as "Aussies Anonymous".
Hahaha.
A big welcome to Grey Ninja, Ms. Pikmin, and KnowsNothing!

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #1505 on:** July 22, 2003, 12:11:27 AM »

Mr Burns: Better yet, I'll make you my.. Prank monkey!

Alas, I've never devised a master prank by myself, I tend to make an ass of myself, not others

There was one hilarious prank I joined in on during our year 7 school camping trip thing, though. There was this real fat bastard in our year, and he decided to make it a habit of his to steal food supplies before people could get a chance to cook them for dinner. The guy would actually sneak off with blocks of compound chocolate! Or bags of raw sausages!

We didn't wanna guess if he ate them or not, we'd guessed he'd just toss them in the river or something. I'm sure it must of been amusing.

Anyway, last night of camp, a bunch of us waited till about 2 AM, when he was asleep in his tent. It was three to a tent, but his 'tent buddies' had gotten in on our act.

Keep in mind, he was a damn heavy sleeper. You could set off an fire cracker next to his face and he'd still sleep.
We snuck in, and coated him with whipped cream. We used two whole cans. Eventually, he looked like the mashmellow man from Ghostbusters. It would of been better if he was in his sleeping bag.. But, oh well.

We then proceeded to drag his tent, with him in it of course, onto an angry ants nest. We'd scuffed it up and got them all pissed off, it was an army.

We then ran away, hid behind some trees and giggled like school girls. Within seconds the mashmellow man lept up, bashing his head on the tent pole, tumbled over, and burst out of the front, running and screaming like a baby. Ants had covered his goo like coating, and had flooded the tent.

It was hilarious.

We got in massive trouble the next day, but it was allll worth it.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #1506 on:** July 22, 2003, 12:28:43 AM »

Woo, new comic up

And it's not based on a Nintendo game =O
*Hides*

And I have a new avatar! Yay! WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLL.

oohhboy · « **Reply #1507 on:** July 22, 2003, 01:19:40 AM »

JC Infernal. You are harsh guy. If that guy was not scared before, he is now.

The new comic is not bad, but the Metroid one still kicks naked over there's ass.

What trouble did you guys get in to after all that?

joeyjojo · « **Reply #1508 on:** July 22, 2003, 05:40:28 AM »

you probably shouldnt bother checking this out... http://www.nintendonow.com/reviews
this site has the sh!tiest game reviews ive ever come across. my god. WHOS WRITING THEM?!?!?!? TELL ME!! TELL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

put it this way, "Just walking through the halls, you can tell that the graphics are incredibly detailed. You can see the textures of all the vases, tables, ghosts, and especially Luigi. Since Luigi is in every scene, you expect him to have the most detailed graphics. This is correct as the designers have spent many hours perfecting his graphical image."

yeah

" At no point in the game, do you ever experience a happy time which is unlike any other Nintendo game."

ok

i dunno... i just hate it when i read a review of a game, and the reviewer tries to sound like someone who can actually write, and knows what they are talking about.

DUHHHHHH BUMP MATTING IS TEH TEKNEEK THAT MAKE DA SOUND GO LEFT AND RIGHT DUHHHHHHHHH

joeyjojo · « **Reply #1509 on:** July 22, 2003, 06:01:23 AM »

gay

"Cel Damage is a lot of fun, but it doesn’t have the most advanced
technical aspects of it. Even though it is lacking some advanced technical
aspects, it is still a lot of fun and an overall great game. Without the
cartoony atmosphere of Cel Damage, this game would not be near as fun as it is.
There is nothing wrong with the sound, but some of the sound effects are quite
unnecessary. The music is quite good though and really gets you in the right
atmosphere to play it."

from the same review:
"The music is really lacking in Cel Damage though. It fits in with the game and the levels well enough, but the music just isn't very good. It really doesn't fit in with the crazy action of the game. For a crazy game like this, you'd be expecting crazy, up-tempo music, but instead you're stuck with slower songs that just seem too normal for a game like this. My opinion of the music is also partially based on the fact that the sound effects and voices are too loud and occur too often, so you never really get to hear the music. And when there is a break in action, you're too focused on the game to listen, or to even care, about the music."

man this guys a knob
"As one of the launch titles for the Nintendo Gamecube, SSX Tricky had tremendous anticipation."

DUHHHHHHH BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNSSSSSSSSS
"Throughout the game, your ears are greeted with crystal clear sounds. There are three different types of sound in the game. These four types are: voices, sound effects, and music. The voices are said by three people during SSX Tricky, the announcer, your boarder, and your opponents."

come again?
"These load times also kill the thought of the game connected."

haha
"In the multiplayer mode, there are some great aspects and some horrible aspects."

KILL ME

nitsu niflheim · « **Reply #1510 on:** July 22, 2003, 06:37:47 AM »

Quote
Sickos are you people!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but perversion will always find me. lol.

woo-hoo, my 400th post. I'm so pathetic.

Nude gaming?, oh what has the world come to, eww, flip flop of genitals flopping around. But be careful, for they are always watching, your groin.

joeyjojo: you are funny.

PIAC · « **Reply #1511 on:** July 22, 2003, 10:01:19 AM »

oh my, stop reading that site RIGHT NOW! it will cause smelly terrible things to your brain!

....

..

.

i want dance dance naked naked flop flop revolution

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #1512 on:** July 22, 2003, 12:59:32 PM »

joeyjojo, that site is hilarious, mostly because they think they're sounding smart. I just started browsing through a WW one when I found this. I may not be the funniest thing ever, but it comes complete with typo:

"You will notice the sparks fly when you flight, the water while you sail and the very detailed face of Link. Everything was put into perspective when making the game, leaving you with an unrealistic cel-shading, that feels realistic. Did that make sense?"

the intro to that same reveiw is horrible as well:

"As I am sitting here writing an introduction to one of the most complex games for Nintendo Gamecube, where do I begin? Well I will tell you where I begin."

holy crap

"This game is an RPG and like all RPG games, it is very hard to get any sort of replay out of it. But, Legend of Zelda does allow you to replay the game over and over. There are many things that you can not grab the first time at all. If you truely want to grasp every item in the game you definitley need to play it a couple of hundred times. Invite a friend over and try to beat it in a day, think it is possible? I don't think so."

I don't understand this one:

" It is so easy to just find yourself on the same spot for hours as it is for you to be advancing for an hour straight. Don't get stuck? Yeah right."

That was all from just one review, and I am thinking this review may be the best of the bunch.

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #1513 on:** July 22, 2003, 03:12:57 PM »

"The game is amazing that the graphics just fit right in. But in order for me to keep my job let me give you some insight about the graphics."
Erm.....what the hell is he trying to get at?
I think it's just this one guy. I read the other WW reviews, and they were at least comprehensible.

Infernal, that is the best prank out of all us! Kudos to you, the genius of this thread!

joeyjojo · « **Reply #1514 on:** July 22, 2003, 04:24:06 PM »

oh noooooooo. im gonna have to play WW a couple of hundred times to GRASP everything!
pokemon: gotta grasp em all

pranks ayyyyyyy?
well, one time back when i was at school... "finish the story grandpa!" ...... ho ho ho, ok kids. well anyway, there was this really weird dude who was trying to hang out with my group. it wasnt the fact that he couldnt speak english that well, this guy had had to go because he'd try and pat your leg in PE and in fact one time in maths he asked me if i could write something "cool" on his hand like "poofter". we called him "dub dub", which was short for "WW" "which was short for "weird will".
ANYWAY, so one day will came down and sat with us and one of my friends asked if he would like some ecstasy. will refused, so my mate produced a harmless panadol from his hand and proceded to swallow it. minutes later he got this deathly look on his face and started to pretend to have an incredibly lifelike seizure, complete with convulsions (my friend was an expert at regurgitation). it carried on for a minute or two.
...... and from that day forth, the evil dub dub never returned to the magical kingdom, for he was banished! and his enchanted hand would never pat the legs of elf children again. THE END

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #1515 on:** July 22, 2003, 04:34:07 PM »

Haha. The goodness of Panadol!
Cures headaches, relieves pain, and now, the all new formula allows you to fake seizures!
And remember, if symtoms persist, see your doctor!

Now imagine if he used Panadeine! WHOA! His head would explode!

And hey Infernal, I think there's something wrong with your avatar......

Mario · « **Reply #1516 on:** July 22, 2003, 04:45:51 PM »

Heh, one time i did something that had the police after me, but i'd rather not get into that.

Infernal, LOL, nice avatar

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #1517 on:** July 22, 2003, 04:51:47 PM »

Lets go to ikstetch!!!

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #1518 on:** July 22, 2003, 04:55:23 PM »

I'm at the movies one

Shift Key · « **Reply #1519 on:** July 22, 2003, 05:27:30 PM »

OMG THE LAST NINTENDO GAMER IS OUT! LAST ONE EVAR!!!!!!

*cries*

Get it. It has loads of posters, a Viewtiful Joe and PN03 previews, and loads more.
And did I mention it's the last one?

Mario · « **Reply #1520 on:** July 22, 2003, 05:31:11 PM »

Yeah, i got it Shifty!

Thanks for reminding me, its in my bag, i forgot about it, i bought it hours ago

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #1521 on:** July 22, 2003, 05:38:31 PM »

WHAT?

THE LAST ONE?

?
I'm getting offline now.
I'll be back tonight, with Nintendo Gamer.
LAST ONE???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*cries till earth floods over*

Mario · « **Reply #1522 on:** July 22, 2003, 07:33:50 PM »

Oh yeah, i just remembered i had the strangest dream about 4 swords GCN last night

It started i was in a field, and there was hills and stuff around me, then i looked at myself and i was Link! Then everything turned polygonal and 3 other 2D links appeared in a very wierd way. We all started pushing rocks around for some reason and cutting grass, then i looked up and i could see someone holding a GC controller.... very wierd...

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #1523 on:** July 22, 2003, 08:33:50 PM »

yes....weird.

And I got Nintendo Gamer. I'm so sad.....

All their stuff in this issue is pretty self-destroying......They're rambling on a bit....but GOD I'll miss em! I wanted to apply for a job there too! Now I can't.....
SO I bought myself Aussie CUBE to cheer myself up!
It looks like I'll be buying that now. No more buying two mags!
And this one is semi-supoorted by Nintendo of Australia!
They have a few regional problems with their news sections, but other than that, it's all good! And blimey! They have one hellava comp! Win a GCN, GBA SP, Link cable, GBP, and Wario World!

If Aussie CUBE IS made in Australia, and there is a editorial staff for CUBE at their Sydney HQ, then dammit, I'm there.

I propose a toast to Nintendo Gamer! May Kelly Starr live on in our fantasies

Damn, that Sailor Moon costume is sexy!

PIAC · « **Reply #1524 on:** July 22, 2003, 09:32:36 PM »

is it what!
i want one!

i mean...
i want her!... in it!

*runs*

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