Topic: Hilarious MSN quotes / mis-quotes in here

[DrZoidberg]

remember you say? all i seem to remember is my calf muscle is really sore for some reason :\ lucky for me however i log all my msn conversations

[Shift Key]

I have some of the conversation. Let's see

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Infernal Monkey says:
they'll never be naked coz they run away on big trucks

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DrZoidberg says:
some girl in  newastle wants me =o
chris says:
want her back!

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DrZoidberg says:
daves not herere maaan

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DrZoidberg says:
bbbrbb again stpuipd beer = ruing

After that i got scrollies and didn't keep the later parts. But it was hilarity++...

[Mario]

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DrZoidberg says:
I:NG OIGING TO MAKE DOODLES!

[Termin8Anakin]

all I can say is ;_____________________;

[DrZoidberg]

i second that ;______________;

[ThePerm]

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Berto2K-GCA says:
who the heck is that in your pgc avatar perm?
No Need for AiX2 says:
the avro guy!
Berto2K-GCA says:
infernal on pgc
No Need for AiX2 says:
yay
No Need for AiX2 says:
whoa, a widescreen commercial!
Berto2K-GCA says:
ya

Pedro has been added to the conversation.

No Need for AiX2 says:
don't really like it
ThePerm says:
hey pedro
Pedro says:
hey guys
No Need for AiX2 says:
not enough game footage
Berto2K-GCA says:
super says that there is another with almost all gamefootage
Pedro says:
did you hear the rumor dudes?
Berto2K-GCA says:
but i have yet to see it
ThePerm says:
what rumor?
Pedro says:
you know...
No Need for AiX2 says:
is this the same pedro who clocked Don Zimmer?
ThePerm says:
know what
Pedro says:
no

Dr. Zoidberg has been added to the conversation.

No Need for AiX2 says:

Pedro says:
ima different pedro
Pedro says:
my real name is peter martin
No Need for AiX2 says:
okay,,j/k
Pedro says:
i go by pedro martinez
Pedro says:
anyways
No Need for AiX2 says:
!
Pedro says:
did you hear the news?
ThePerm says:
jsut spit it out man
Pedro says:
ok i was reading egm and i read that phillips still has the zelda license
Berto2K-GCA says:
hahaha
ThePerm says:
hehehe
Berto2K-GCA says:
egm
Berto2K-GCA says:
hahaha
No Need for AiX2 says:
lol
ThePerm says:
lol egm sucks
Pedro says:
anyways their teaming up with rare and microsoft and are bringing the series to xobox
Berto2K-GCA says:
phillips has no license to make zelda
ThePerm says:
what?

Infernal Monkey has been added to the conversation.

Pedro says:
yeah they do
No Need for AiX2 says:
haha.....this is so funny
No Need for AiX2 says:
i wonder what xbawx fanyboys will say?
Pedro says:
like they have had it for years
No Need for AiX2 says:
zelda is da mature!
Pedro says:
the contract was for 15 years
Berto2K-GCA says:
no, nintendo lent it to them to make the craptastic cdi-zelda
Berto2K-GCA says:
they never owned it
Pedro says:
yeah they did
Pedro says:
and they made them
Pedro says:
and they sucks
Pedro says:
but they still have the license
ThePerm says:
na
Berto2K-GCA says:
nintendo wouldn't allow it
Pedro says:
na they do
Berto2K-GCA says:
they own the license
Pedro says:
theyjust havnt made a game in year
Pedro says:
because nintendo has wished it not to happen
Pedro says:
but ms came by with money hats
Berto2K-GCA says:
they are not making a zelda game for xbox, never will
ThePerm says:
thats pretty far fetched
Berto2K-GCA says:
FACT
Pedro says:
they can if they want to
Pedro says:
they have the license
Berto2K-GCA says:
no they can't
Berto2K-GCA says:
nintendo OWNES ZELDA
Pedro says:
yeah
Pedro says:
they do
Pedro says:
however...they made a deal with philips
Berto2K-GCA says:
they have the highest voice on matters concerning it
Dr. Zoidberg says:
O_O
Dr. Zoidberg says:
pedro?
Pedro says:
and there atre some devlopers bididng to make it for xbox
Dr. Zoidberg says:
wtf are you doing here o_o
Berto2K-GCA says:
Dr. Zoidberg, you just missed ms pikmin
Dr. Zoidberg says:
CRAP!
Berto2K-GCA says:
she came on here today
Dr. Zoidberg says:
is pedro teh same pedro i know?
Berto2K-GCA says:
actually she is still on
Dr. Zoidberg says:
invite!
Pedro says:
its either gonna be rare or tecmo or lionhead studios

Ms.Pikmin has been added to the conversation.

ThePerm says:
ok hatever...
Berto2K-GCA says:
sorry ms.pikmin, but Dr. Zoidberg wanted to say hi
Pedro says:
really
Dr. Zoidberg says:
yay
Dr. Zoidberg says:
who's this pedro?
Pedro says:
anyways microsoft wants to make the gamei n a mature direction
Berto2K-GCA says:
  grab her email quick and add her Dr. Zoidberg
Pedro says:
and if fable is ever doen
No Need for AiX2 says:
the baseball player
Pedro says:
it will use that engine
Infernal Monkey says:
, hi everyone
Ms.Pikmin says:
hi, i thought i'd logged off but apparently not
ThePerm says:
Zelda WILL NEVEr come TO XBox
Pedro says:
its coming
ThePerm says:
.....
Berto2K-GCA says:
hahaha, pedro thinks phillips is making a zelda game for xbox with rare and ms
Infernal Monkey says:
zelda.. xbox.. what?
Infernal Monkey says:
hahahaha
Pedro says:
philips has the license still
No Need for AiX2 says:
egm said that in the mag
Berto2K-GCA says:
nintendo is their FATHER
Dr. Zoidberg says:
zelda is on xbawx, only if it's modded running via emulation
Pedro says:
even if nintendo owns zelda..they have a contract
Infernal Monkey says:

Pedro says:
nintendo didnt want zelda on cdi but they did it anyways
Dr. Zoidberg says:
wasn't the contract to make zelda for their CD-i though?
Berto2K-GCA says:
when were the cdi's made?
Pedro says:
anyways ms gave phillips some money hats
Pedro says:
and are puttign it on xbox
ThePerm says:
this again
Ms.Pikmin says:
infernal i made a total ass of myself today thinking i was talking to you
Pedro says:
lol the license is for 15 years
Pedro says:
go look it up
Dr. Zoidberg says:
ahahahah
Berto2K-GCA says:
15! LOL
Infernal Monkey says:
hahahaha
Berto2K-GCA says:
what a load
Pedro says:
laugh at me all you want
ThePerm says:
ok AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Dr. Zoidberg says:
i do believe i shall!
Pedro says:
this is gonna really piss off nin tedo
Berto2K-GCA says:
when it won't happen
Pedro says:
as much as MS stillin rare !!!!
Pedro says:
that was great
ThePerm says:
yopu can have rare
ThePerm says:
their last good game was conker and thats arguable
No Need for AiX2 says:
i wonder if any gaming website will be STUPID enough to report this!?
Dr. Zoidberg says:
their last good game was donkey kong counry 3 >_>
ThePerm says:
ahahah
ThePerm says:
personally i think the best rare made game is wizards and warriors 3
Pedro says:
whats that?
ThePerm says:
an old nes game
No Need for AiX2 says:
hardest game: battletoads
ThePerm says:
i got my old nes fixed
Infernal Monkey says:
W&W kicks ass
Pedro says:
cool
Berto2K-GCA says:
the rules to licenses:  you can loan them out, but the company getting the use does not have 100% control of it, they still have to get permission from the holding company to use it
ThePerm says:
damn straight w&w kicked ass
Pedro says:
depends on the contract stipulation man
Pedro says:
nintenod didnt want zelda on cdi
Pedro says:
but it did
Berto2K-GCA says:
and nintendo will not allow their property on anything but their own systems without their consent
Pedro says:
they didnt stipulate that in the contract
Berto2K-GCA says:
you have a copy of it?
Pedro says:
hey im just saying
Pedro says:
i read it from a reliable source
Pedro says:
an industry insider
Infernal Monkey says:
atari.com.au
ThePerm says:
ok....
Dr. Zoidberg says:
agentseven?
No Need for AiX2 says:
lol
Berto2K-GCA says:
reliable you mean egm?
Berto2K-GCA says:
ha
ThePerm says:
yeah
ThePerm says:
you said egm
No Need for AiX2 says:
yep he did
Pedro says:
lol i dotn remember where i read it
Dr. Zoidberg says:
egm almost looks like egg man, sega owns egm
Berto2K-GCA says:
now the story changes
ThePerm says:
stfu pedro
Pedro says:
no
Pedro says:
im right
Dr. Zoidberg says:
who IS pedro?
Pedro says:
your all wrong
Berto2K-GCA says:
one of perms friends
No Need for AiX2 says:
a baseball player
Infernal Monkey says:
"are you sure it was a book... are you sure it wasn't nothing?"
Dr. Zoidberg says:
ahahahahah!
Dr. Zoidberg says:
\m/\m/
No Need for AiX2 says:
i see text!
Infernal Monkey says:

Pedro says:
lol my mexican friends call me pedor
Pedro says:
my name is really peter
Infernal Monkey says:
radical
Dr. Zoidberg says:
my mate called peter gets called pedro
Infernal Monkey says:
=o
Dr. Zoidberg says:
and he's my only mate with a gcn
Dr. Zoidberg says:
hence the confusion =o
Berto2K-GCA says:
ign!
Pedro says:
oh
No Need for AiX2 says:
AiX2 is my alternate nick too!
Pedro says:
any other alternate nicknames
No Need for AiX2 says:
thanks to infernal!
Berto2K-GCA says:
Berto2K is my alternate nick too!
Dr. Zoidberg says:
i require more juice!
Dr. Zoidberg says:
no grog left ;___;
Pedro says:
lol whos dr.zoidberg?
Dr. Zoidberg says:
it's all destroying my liver
Berto2K-GCA says:
noeone
ThePerm says:
from futurama
Dr. Zoidberg says:

Pedro says:
futurama sucks its a simpsons rip off
Dr. Zoidberg says:
i spotted him!
Berto2K-GCA says:

Dr. Zoidberg says:
F*CK YOU AND DIE! >=|
ThePerm says:
its the sam people!
No Need for AiX2 says:
lol
Pedro says:
so...
Dr. Zoidberg says:
futurama > simpsons
Dr. Zoidberg says:
blaaargh
Ms.Pikmin says:
ooh pedro, your asking for it
No Need for AiX2 says:
uh......no
Berto2K-GCA says:
futurama made by same guy that made simpsons
ThePerm says:
erg peter!
Infernal Monkey says:
=O
Pedro says:
pedor
Pedro says:
pedro
ThePerm says:
ahaha
ThePerm says:
can't spell your own nick
Dr. Zoidberg says:
to the juice machine!
Infernal Monkey says:
hahahaha
Berto2K-GCA says:
*roll out*
Infernal Monkey says:
OUT OF JUICE
Berto2K-GCA says:
owowwwowwwww
Pedro says:
ow?
Pedro says:
i cant wait till halo 2 comes out
Berto2K-GCA says:
hahaha
Pedro says:
how bout you people?
ThePerm says:
dont care
Berto2K-GCA says:
doesn't matter to me
Berto2K-GCA says:
don't care
ThePerm says:
personally looking forward to hl2
Infernal Monkey says:
halo 2? =/
ThePerm says:
half life 2 is way better
Berto2K-GCA says:
i have a pc that could run it
Dr. Zoidberg says:
half life 2
Pedro says:
no  halo is
No Need for AiX2 says:
i'm looking ahead to halo 1541
ThePerm says:
no stfu
Dr. Zoidberg says:
what's a halo?
Infernal Monkey says:
H-L2 and doom 3 are better than halo 2, fact
Pedro says:
like a ring around your head thats like lit
Berto2K-GCA says:
hahaha...halo 2 will be nothing more than the same as halo 1
Pedro says:
and a star and stuff
ThePerm says:
ok....
ThePerm says:
yeah
ThePerm says:
halo 2 looks like it sucks
Dr. Zoidberg says:
i don't really care about halo at all
Pedro says:
better then metroid prime
Berto2K-GCA says:
nope
Pedro says:
man that game..you jumpo too much
Dr. Zoidberg says:
this banana is SO better than this orange
Berto2K-GCA says:
different types of games
Dr. Zoidberg says:
yeah how dare they have jumping in a METROID game >_>
ThePerm says:
i like oranges and banana's together
Infernal Monkey says:
hahahaha
Berto2K-GCA says:
i take it you have never played a metroid game before then pedro....
Pedro says:
ooh maybe bungee will make Zelda X
Berto2K-GCA says:
LOL
Dr. Zoidberg says:
i was pissed about the lack of wall jump and space jump
Berto2K-GCA says:
what a crap load
Pedro says:
all you do is shoot and jump
Infernal Monkey says:
bungee isn't a company
Pedro says:
it was soo boring
Dr. Zoidberg says:
probably
Berto2K-GCA says:
just stop with the nintendo licenses on xbox stuff before you get flamed outta here....hahaha
Dr. Zoidberg says:
all you do in halo is use a controller
Pedro says:
lol zelda x is coming
Dr. Zoidberg says:
how pathetic
No Need for AiX2 says:
*lights his flamethrower*
Berto2K-GCA says:
yep, pedro has never played a metroid before prime
Pedro says:
lol their gonna make zelda all buff and give him like tatoos and stuff
Berto2K-GCA says:
ujmmmm...npo
ThePerm says:
buff?
Infernal Monkey says:
would you happen to go by the name megalith on forums, pedro? =p
Berto2K-GCA says:
pedro sounds 14 to me
No Need for AiX2 says:
lol
Pedro says:
nope just pedro
Dr. Zoidberg says:
ahahahha megalith
Pedro says:
or peterico
Dr. Zoidberg says:
pedro is hertzagovian for moron

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Infernal Monkey says:
TREES DOWN!

Infernal Monkey has left the conversation.

Pedro says:
i thought it was spanish for peter

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ThePerm says:
peter comes from the word petros
ThePerm says:
meaning stone

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Pedro says:
anyways
ThePerm says:
hey mis pikmin
ThePerm says:
i think
Pedro says:
whos she
Berto2K-GCA says:
your mom
Pedro says:
ooh really
Berto2K-GCA says:
yup

i was really bored last night....

[Ms.Pikmin]

Good lord, Perm, that's alot of text.  Well, at least you didn't post the thing incident.-___-

[Bloodworth]

Yo chill out on the sex talk or I'm shutting this thing down.  

[ThePerm]

theres sex talk? I edited all that out i thought ...  oh you werent refering to me ok ....

[Bill Aurion]

Yeah, I posted mine without even thinking about it...Very imprudent of me...I'll edit it out...

[nitsu niflheim]

I need to get on MSN more often.  I swear I need to get one more often.  Really, I swear, i  swear all the time.  I haven't been on because I am playing games, Secret of Mana 2 and Dragon Quest 6.  Yay for me, but boof or me too because I don't keep in tough with all of you as much as I woudl like to

I need some chaos *mass amounts of hilarity, like Infernal's tale of the ice cream man* in my life.

[Bill Aurion]

Get on now then!

[ThePerm]

i rarely play games...college sucks the life out of me. Ironic im a frequent poster to a gaming forum...i usaed to play way more often.

[Uncle Rich AiAi]

I'm trying to spend less time on the internet to play my games....got like 4 games lying around to be played...

[Shift Key]

The only game I've played in the past few days is FFT:A (again) at 3am because I don't like sleep for some reason.
And I haven't been on the interweb much since that carazy conversation a few days ago. ;___;

[Berto2K]

DrZoidberg says:
when i goto view, active device, in explorer it has a bunch of nonsense characters and i'm ment to find creative nomad int hat ;__;
Berto2K says:
hmmm
Berto2K says:
you check for latest software and stuff from website?
DrZoidberg says:
I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET FILES IN MY MP3 PLAYER AAAAAAAAARGH
DrZoidberg says:
ahahahha f*ck i'm a moron, i accidently didn't install the software i need  
Berto2K says:
lol
DrZoidberg says:
ahahahahah well done idiot
Berto2K says:
computer nerd goes stupid!

It was bound to happen sooner or later.    

[Bill Aurion]

Go Go Yuuki-Chan! says:  funfact:  experts (who the **** would want to be a DOLL expert) say that if barbie were real, she'd be so out of proportion that she wouldn't be able to stand.
Go Go Yuuki-Chan! says:
Chris says:  i'd hit it
Akai Keaton says:  no
Termin8Anakin says:  hhahahaha
Akai Keaton says:  you'd also hit lizzie mcguire soooooo
Chris says:  with this golf club
Akai Keaton says:  hahahaha
....
Chris says:  i meant about the.. other.. thing... damnit  

[nitsu niflheim]

my converses don't ever really seem to be funny enough to post here.  Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor lately.

[akdaman1]

I have a few funny ones , but I dont keep a history log , it doesnt work properly for me.

I will try to get Zero_Plauge to post em if he has them ...they are funny as hell.

[Uncle Rich AiAi]

Some more hilarious MSN convo!

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Mario: i wonder if its possible to beat the game without losing a single pikmin, i tried once.. but the last level i couldnt help but lose some...
Ms.Pikmin: that would be a good challenge. i killed loads
No Need for AiAi!: ring miyamoto's mobile to find out
Mario: can do
Mario: :mar < HEY SUP
:miyam < WTF
DrZoidberg: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Berto2K-GCA: hahha
No Need for AiAi!: lol
Ms.Pikmin: lol

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DrZoidberg: i demand pikmin toys
Ms.Pikmin: that would be great!
No Need for AiAi!: i demand pietriots toys
Ms.Pikmin: hahahaha
DrZoidberg: ahahah pietriot action figures
Berto2K-GCA: hahaha

[Mario]

Awwwww, it's not the same without the custom emoticons there.

[Uncle Rich AiAi]

yeah, well, I don't get to use custom emoticons

[nitsu niflheim]

I lost all my customs when i switched to my new computer.  Anyone know how to transfer them over?

[Bill Aurion]

Yeah, the Mario/Miyamoto quote was great...

[Mario]

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Infernal Monkey says:
ahahaha, that flying town guy has a huge mouth