Man, you should see those Chicken Rotisseries (A chicken cooker, roaster thingy

) run out the door at Big W. I went to the one in Chullora to get one for mum, there is one left but it's all mangled and wrecked. I think people were fighting over it.
So I head off all the way to the Big W in Campsie, and thank god, there are stacks of them there. I leave one in a secret place and head to the games to play Mario Kart and diss Xbox.
I come back.
All Gone.
Even the secretly stashed one. In 10 minutes, all gone.
Me and my sis look around, and in the next aisle where the vacuum cleaners (!) are, we find two. YAY! We check inside that it's not wrecked, but the manual is missing. We reach for the second one, but a guy just runs in and grabs it and kisses it and runs off.
oooookaaaaay

Oh well, we have one at least

Dad is gonna get a new electric razor, I'm going to get some new shoes and shirts and stuff, and my sister......I think mum got her something already