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Re: Joja Mart is closed for remodeling! (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2021, 07:52:54 PM »
I'd like to have the record show that Pokepal and I both got played like fiddles and each of us invited separate moles into that Townie Alliance lol. Although I think most of it was my fault, so I at least want partial credit for inadvertently dooming the previous Haunted Town Mansion!!
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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2021, 09:22:17 PM »
Goods For Your Farm List

With the Jamie role matched (and dispatched) there is no longer any need to select items for your farms. I'm just posting the final edition of the list and where things were at for posterity/matter of public record. If you still want stuff for your farms then take what you want. Take whatever and all that you want. Mayor Khushrenada is too distraught to stop you now.




With that, the game is back on.
We understand how difficult it is for Mafia Town to get by now that the only store in town is gone but rest assured we are working hard to reopen our Mafia Town branch in order to best serve the needs of Mafia Town.

I'm Morris's identical twin brother, Borris by the way. I will be happy to serve my supervisors and the Joja Corporation sharehol- I mean the wonderful residents of Shady Valley!

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2021, 03:33:05 PM »


Depicted: Khushrenada checking his voice-mail.


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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2021, 07:32:43 PM »
I hear that Mafia Town has successfully taken out a Mafia member. We here at Joja Mart will be hosting an event at our warehouse to celebrate this success.

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2021, 10:27:45 PM »
(For the record, MKBungle was Bachelor #1. Stevey could have been bachelor #3 but he never sent in a letter.)

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2021, 11:15:59 PM »

Well I guess I'm dead. I knew blabbering to the mayor was a bad idea. I suppose the sprite costume wasn't really fooling anyone. Honestly I thought hell would be worse, this JojoMart place ain't so bad. One of the perks of consumerism replacing religion I guess....Wait, all these movies are sequels...and all the albums are greatest hits compilations...and all this clothing is denim ... and are those ferrets! Dear god someone get me out of here :'(

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2021, 07:30:49 AM »
(For the record, MKBungle was Bachelor #1. Stevey could have been bachelor #3 but he never sent in a letter.)


I waited to find a season appropriate cringy love song in order to give Jamie enough brain cancer to pick me. And I finally found it: Will You Be My Christmas Waifu

This would have been hilarious. I would of selected you right off the bat.  I am guessing whoever is GF didn't want to wait till the next day for me to make my choices on letters which by the results of things would have been Bungle and stevey. Detective and Goon.  The other thing is that this song would have been included in the letter and posted for all to see and I don't know many other anime and waifu obsessed players on here and it probably would have been easy to figure out it was you that sent me the letter/song and we would have been voted out but I guess on the bonus side if that happened me and you would have still won as mafia if Mafia won so there is that I guess.

There was probably too big of a risk with the detective still out there so I understand the logic there.

That said it would have been an interesting dynamic of Crimm being voted out but there being no retailiation for it in night actions and maybe folks turn on me since they may have thought that I was just trying to get townie cred by voting out a mafia member if I actually was a mafia member.

All interesting things to think about.
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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2021, 07:47:16 AM »
Any dead players who want to actually do some game talk should message me on discord.

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2021, 04:47:21 AM »
Hey, pokepal! Ya got any chicken livers? I'd like to suck the blood. Don't have any money to pay for it, but I could spare Mop it up and help mop the place. As long as I don't have to clean up any flea powder!

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2021, 04:49:43 AM »
The disadvantage of the vote reaching critical mass at night is there's no time for anyone to change their mind. Darn time zones!

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2021, 04:55:20 AM »
Kinda slow at Joja Mart today. Think I'll put a nickel in the jukebox. Hmmm. Here's a song from my favorite country singer: Donald Duck!

"Oh, bury me thar
with my battered git-tar
a-screamin' my heart out fer yew!"

Bein' dead ain't so bad MKBungle! Joja Mart's better than the Wal-Mart meat section.

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2021, 01:27:25 PM »
Joja Mart Ceo Bill Bezos is happy to contribute to the common human objective of space exploration instead of giving our money to trivial matters like "stopping Climate Change" or "ending world hunger." Not only does this ensure the future of the human race across the stars without doing anything for the ungrateful lot of moochers in the present but it also opens several business opportunities for us in the future.



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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2021, 01:10:11 PM »
By the way, I had meant to comment that it's been a long time since I've seen the vigilante actually strike down a Mafia member, I can't even remember when this last happened. Typically the vigilante is too timid to act, so kudos to you TOPHATANT123 for taking a stab and getting it right!

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Re: Joja Mart Grand Reopening (The Dead/RP Thread)
« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2021, 08:23:21 PM »
I was going to say this when I died but didn't want to be yelled at for giving out info:
Vendetta Tophatant123 :ph:

Also the reasons for my vote off were bollocks. Playing for the items was just fun and I would have killed BS day 1, Poke day 2, & Tophatant day 3 if I had my way :P
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