Author Topic: Answer the question above game (Read 66167 times)

twinkletoes · « **Reply #150 on:** December 04, 2003, 01:50:48 PM »

A. Yes, fish are our friends, Berny.

Q. You know when you stop at a red light and theres someone next to you, and when you look over at them they happen to look over at you immediately afterward? How do they do that?!?!

Berny · « **Reply #151 on:** December 04, 2003, 02:33:07 PM »

A: Magnets

Q: Why is the Two Towers the only name of one of the parts of the trilogy that does not refer to a person?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #152 on:** December 04, 2003, 05:36:06 PM »

A: It does. The whole plot used to refer to a man named T. T., but was cut in the final version. He was very important, but a person by that name existed, so for his sake the plot had to be reworked.

Q: Why does Swordplay never admit that I'm better than him?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #153 on:** December 04, 2003, 05:45:13 PM »

A: Because your arnt better than me, so its pointless to mention

Q: How can orange be a color and a fruit at the same time?

Bloodworth · « **Reply #154 on:** December 04, 2003, 06:18:10 PM »

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Originally posted by: twinkletoes
A. Yes, you are gaaay, Berny.

If I see something like that again, you're out.

Swordsplay · « **Reply #155 on:** December 05, 2003, 04:06:31 AM »

---quote by hostile creation---

A: It does. The whole plot used to refer to a man named T. T., but was cut in the final version. He was very important, but a person by that name existed, so for his sake the plot had to be reworked.

Q: Why does Swordplay never admit that I'm better than him?

---end quote----

A: Because your arnt better than me, so its pointless to mention

(jk)

Q: How can orange be a color and a fruit at the same time?

Uglydot · « **Reply #156 on:** December 05, 2003, 10:47:04 AM »

A: cuz I said so

Q:Why does lisp have an S

twinkletoes · « **Reply #157 on:** December 05, 2003, 11:07:51 AM »

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Originally posted by: Uglydot
A: cuz I said so

Q:Why does lisp have an S

Didn't mutated already ask that question uglydot?

A. There isn't an S in 'flower' f-l-o-w-e-r (no S see?)

Q. If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?

nolimit19 · « **Reply #158 on:** December 05, 2003, 01:02:58 PM »

A: contact you local senator

Q: did that food in the time travel thread really travel through time?

Berny · « **Reply #159 on:** December 05, 2003, 01:16:41 PM »

A: No I bought it at McDonald's

Q: What is the attraction people have to SUVs?

phatboy · « **Reply #160 on:** December 05, 2003, 01:53:53 PM »

A. I have no idea! *sees light coming from door, opens it wider, sees suv.* Ahhhh!, *becomes SUV lover zombie*

Q. Since history never stops, when does the future begin?

Murk280 · « **Reply #161 on:** December 05, 2003, 02:24:36 PM »

A: Now. No, wait. . . NOW! Dang... I just missed it.

Q: If Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care, why do I sing about it?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #162 on:** December 06, 2003, 12:48:25 PM »

A: If you sang about it just now, obviously you just cared.

Q: Have you ever looked at your watch, and you dont know what time it is, so you look again and you still dont know the time, so you look at your watch a third time and someone asks you "What time is it?" You go "I don't know?" Why does that happen?

Berny · « **Reply #163 on:** December 06, 2003, 01:44:08 PM »

A: No I haven't

Q: Why are aliens stereotyped as GREEN? According to the XFILES they are GREY! Who is right?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #164 on:** December 06, 2003, 01:46:40 PM »

A: X- files

Q: Have you ever walked into a room, and can't remember why you went in there?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #165 on:** December 06, 2003, 02:57:37 PM »

A: Yes.
Q: What the hell am I doing in here? (like nobody predicted THAT question)

Berny · « **Reply #166 on:** December 06, 2003, 03:19:38 PM »

A: I didn't

Q: Why couldn't I predict it? WHY?!

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #167 on:** December 06, 2003, 03:22:26 PM »

A: Because you have a holiday party invitation lodged in your brain stem.
Q: Why the hell would a goat eat a dog?

Berny · « **Reply #168 on:** December 06, 2003, 03:55:09 PM »

A: Because I told it to.

Q: Why do we call geese silly?

Swordsplay · « **Reply #169 on:** December 07, 2003, 08:22:34 AM »

A: Because they act like ducks

Q: If you stuck a sticker to a non stick pan, would it stick?

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #170 on:** December 07, 2003, 08:35:08 AM »

A: If it is a sticks on nonstick surface sticker it will stick the the nonstick surface, despite the nonstick surface being nonsticky.

Q: If I chopped off my feet and mailed them to Bangkok, what do you think the results would be?

ib2kool4u912 · « **Reply #171 on:** December 07, 2003, 08:52:32 AM »

A: You wouldn't have feet.

Q:Isn't Pez amazing?

phatboy · « **Reply #172 on:** December 07, 2003, 10:06:12 AM »

A. Yes, hot dogs are amazing.

Q. If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how may pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #173 on:** December 07, 2003, 10:47:57 AM »

A: It depends on the time of day. In the morning pancakes take up much more space.
Q: How come we can write on erasers?

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #174 on:** December 07, 2003, 11:32:44 AM »

A:because the paper is eroded away, the rubber only serves as a means to rub it down/transfer some of the graphite

Q: Why can't this thread die?

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