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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2017, 03:56:57 PM »
On a different subject, has anyone seen my hat? I could have sworn I left it at my place, er, well, Ravio's Shop now but I searched all over and couldn't find it there. Sure hope I didn't lose it while I was in Goron City racing some Gorons to get the trophy which is a gem that fits in a rock in Death Mountain which opens a door to a cave full of deadly traps that I don't really feel like facing right now.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2017, 04:00:52 PM »
Current Vote Tally:

Ravio - 3
Dampe - 1
Hestu - 1
Tingle - 1
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2017, 04:23:16 PM »
The wisdom of the Great Deku Tree senses a need for calm and peace in this uproarious thread.


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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2017, 04:26:59 PM »
On a different subject, has anyone seen my hat? I could have sworn I left it at my place, er, well, Ravio's Shop now but I searched all over and couldn't find it there. Sure hope I didn't lose it while I was in Goron City racing some Gorons to get the trophy which is a gem that fits in a rock in Death Mountain which opens a door to a cave full of deadly traps that I don't really feel like facing right now.

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2017, 04:37:33 PM »
Have... heave mercy... wheeze on... kaff poor... stridor ol'... rhonchus Dampé...

Oh for what backbreaking senseless violence! Three souls deserving of snug new dens.
Mother often said Dampé must make new friends, not practice races and plan tunnels.
Now someone has taken it upon themselves to send Dampé many new nightly friends.
Mother how Dampé should have listened! Mother what regret! Mother, third stone on row four!

Dampé sees poor tiny Navi, spriteful, deserving of the smallest of mounds.
Departed trying to protect a friend. How noble a cause, how savage that only Lynels listened.
Dampé sees the value of friendship now, mother.
Dampé will unite friends once more, och poor back, poor spade.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2017, 04:55:58 PM »
*Story post that goes with my previous voting post.





While Shercluck finishes his deliveries for the day he stumbles upon the corpse of Moblinarty.  Even my most hated nemisis didn't deserve this fate.  But what is that in his hand, it looks like the handle of a shovel, a gravediggers shovel...  This could only mean one suspect.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #31 on: October 16, 2017, 05:21:11 PM »
Actually that shovel in fact belongs to Master Link. He was on his way to trade it for a boomerang when he misplaced it. He can be very forgetful. That's why he needs friends like me around to help him out.


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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #32 on: October 16, 2017, 05:29:12 PM »
Current Vote Tally:

Ravio - 3
Dampe - 2
Hestu - 2
Tingle - 1


That is where the votes stand now.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2017, 09:39:44 PM by Agitha »
"...Oh, boy! I thought you were a giant grasshopper! But you're not! You're a person! Still, you're wearing those clothes, so that tells me you like bugs too! Oh, boy, I forgot the formalities! You have an audience with the princess of the bug kingdom. Agitha is my name!"

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #33 on: October 16, 2017, 05:37:52 PM »
*Continues to attempt to restrain Master Link for his own safety to prevent him from attacking the innocent Cucco he accuses of breaking his prized shovel.*

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2017, 05:41:57 PM »
*Continues to attempt to restrain Master Link for his own safety to prevent him from attacking the innocent Cucco he accuses of breaking his prized shovel.*

New shipment of lorulian shovels will be ariving shortly
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2017, 06:09:08 PM »
ATTENTION ALL MAFIA PLAYERS (exception Great Deku Tree)

I would like to take this time to inform you that with the introduction of the shop, I will be renting my vote for some total of rupees and/or items from Madam MeowMeow's shop. I do not currently know what the pricing will be, but I am willing to sell my vote today to the first person who contacts me and is trustworthy. I have limitations, however. Even if you rent my vote, I will not vote against myself. I will also not vote for Mr. Cucco Dodledo, a valuable Ravio Inc employee who has earned my trust, regardless of any part he may or may not play in the events that are currently unfolding, which is none of my business, I am confident you can place your trust in him as well, as a Certified Ravio Inc Customer Service Field Agent and Vice President of Website Design, Product Delivery, and Product Placement.

I digress. If you are interested in renting my vote, I assure you in good faith that I will make the price reasonable. I will have two tiers of sales. If you rent the first tier, my vote will be yours for the day, but it will only remain confidential to the end of the day that you rent the vote. After that, should anyone offer a small amount of currency in-game, I will sell that person, and anyone else, information on who purchased that day's vote, provided that day is concluded and I have survived to the next day. If you rent the higher-tier vote for the day, it will remain confidential throughout the entire game. Should there not be currency, and instead only items from Madame MeowMeow, then one item will equal one higher tier vote rental, and in exchange, the vote will be kept confidential.

Please contact me as soon as possible within the day, as rentals will be first-come, first-serve. My vote is available for rental starting now.

I have just seen Madame MeowMeow has opened. I will trade 20 rupees for the low-tier vote rental, and 10 rupees the following day for the reveal or the purchase. I will trade 1 item or 50 rupees for the higher tier rental. Prices are subject to change.

Yours truly,
John Ravio, Esq., Founder & CEO of Ravio Inc


Edit: For those wondering why Great Deku Tree was excluded, see this post.

Double Edit: Vote sold. Come back again tomorrow!
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2017, 07:20:17 PM »
Players can trade rupees among themselves including favors like buying Ravio's vote. However, I need pm confirmation from the players themselves involved in the transaction to keep track of the rupee totals. Otherwise, the transaction is not recognized and I will be sticking with the rupee total I have without such a transaction accounted for.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2017, 09:04:22 PM »
Vote Dampé
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2017, 09:29:58 PM »
Vote Dampé

hmmm...  interesting....
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2017, 09:57:52 PM »
Vote Dampé

hmmm...  interesting....

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2017, 11:03:03 PM »
I found my hat!




RAAAAAAAAAAA-VVIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2017, 11:12:06 PM »
Hello and thank you for contacting Ravio custromer Service.

Inquiry about hat? Hat is good. Good hat. Best hat on mountain.

Hat is sold out. No more buy. Maybe buy some other item? Best item Hammer. Best Hammers anywhere. You order hammer? I add Hammer to account.

Thank you, have a nice day! For further inquires on hat, contact Cia. Hat delivered by Cucco. Cia has Ravizon Prime. Same day delivery. Was many rupees.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2017, 11:26:59 PM »
Contact Cia, huh? Maybe I will......


*Link confronts Cia. (Please ignore hat in pictures for better suspension of disbelief.)*





I'll get you for this Ravio. And your little Cucco too.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #43 on: October 17, 2017, 12:08:39 AM »
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« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2017, 12:09:20 AM »
For those unaware, https://ravizon.herokuapp.com has been updated with new items and a few new reviews!
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2017, 12:13:20 AM »
Current Vote Tally:

Ravio - 3
Dampe - 2
Hestu - 2
Tingle - 1


That is where the votes stand now.

This is still the current vote count. Day ends in just over 11 more hours at most.


Now, do I write the Day 2 story, find images for all the prizes in the BowWow hunt, figure out avatars for the eliminated players or go to bed? Yes! Bedtime it is. The hero needs his rest if he wants to be able to cheer himself on at maximum capacity.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2017, 12:27:42 AM »
I'll take that hammer! I have a very naughty boy that needs a smack!

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #47 on: October 17, 2017, 01:02:37 AM »
Well, according to the Goron Sunny Song, I need to stand on this pedestal in front of the Stone Faced Statue and do a cheer to bring a smile to its face.



Link, Link, here's our man! If he can't do it then no one can!

*Suddenly the Stone Faced Statue began to stir. Its eyes opened up and then the pupils turned to gaze down at Link. Upon seeing him, the statue's face turned into a reaction of fear and it let out a huge scream at the sight it beheld. Then the eyelids slowly shut and the stature returned to its previous state of immobility with the mouth still wide open from its scream.*

Link crossed his arms and stamped his foot. I don't think that whole reaction was very necessary, he thought. Suddenly, a voice came out from within the cave.

I'll take that hammer! I have a very naughty boy that needs a smack!



"Wait, what?!" said Link as he tried to process what he just heard. He then stood hesitantly in front of the entrance wondering if it was actually worth going in now to find the treasure of Death Mountain or to avoid the potential emotional scarring for life that it had suddenly warned him about.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #48 on: October 17, 2017, 02:04:41 AM »
Don't worry Link. If you want, you can have my Flower Circlet as a replacement for your hat. It has +18 defense and 1 heart auto regen per day. I made it myself while thinking of y...


Anyway, it is my champion duty to get back your hat. Vote CIA
According to the Zora children's gossip, you've been waging secret wars all over the world. A dangerous person like that can't be allowed to go near Link.
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 3.
« Reply #49 on: October 17, 2017, 09:20:18 AM »
Oooooh, I do like to stir things up! So, just for ... a li'l fun ... let's tie this li'l puppy up, shall we?
Un-Vote: Dampe
Now, fight for my Dark Affections!


No, no, no. I said a tie, Sugar.
Vote: Hestu
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