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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2017, 04:17:25 PM »
I'm rooted in the ground and can't travel. Please come visit me.

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2017, 04:38:44 PM »
The dang Koroks may have already beaten you to it. They're like termites!


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« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2017, 04:43:55 PM »
Today is the beginning of a lovely day and I believe I will take my trusty bug net to Hyrule Field and see if I can find a few insects to marvel at. If you wish to speak with me please write a letter and place it at my home in Hyrule Castle Town. Thank you.    Skips out to Hyrule Field

Save me any tasty ones...  cluck cluck

So out in Hyrule Field I find a few wonderful bugs and I see a Cucco and it is inching closer to my presence and I can infer it wants something.   The cucco looks at my subjects and back at me and a few other times. It dawns on me what this Cucco wants and I gently place the subjects on my person in a napsack and I quickly flee from Hyrule Field exclaiming Cuccos are not allowed in my kingdom.

I've got money....


I want that money but I don't want to upset that cucco.....


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« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2017, 06:01:18 PM »
I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.

Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2017, 06:14:30 PM »
Did someone mention rupees?  I could sure use a few. . .I can feel my strength fleeting. . .

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« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2017, 07:16:47 PM »
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.

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« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2017, 07:19:11 PM »
Would you like to set Mafia members as a dowsing target?

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« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2017, 07:49:16 PM »
I don't know how to roleplay as a horse, it's a work in progress. Considering how integral Epona is to the series, it's a hoof-y responsibility.

Get it? Instead of heavy? Oh dear...

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?




We at Ravio Inc do not approve of your means of intimidation in order to sell items. We at Ravio Inc believe items should be sold with class. We at Ravio Inc do not believe in marketplace competition. We at Ravio Inc vote Happy Mask Salesman.

What?!?!  I hope you please reconsider...maybe we can have a joint enterprise as happiness salesmen?  Please think of all the masks we could sell...



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« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2017, 08:08:49 PM »
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.

No vote yet

That is a good point.  Inactives could just be laying low as we dont really know who they are so we need to get them playing.  No excuses that they couldn't make it due to time zone or whatever with the extra long days.  I'll vote king of the red lions (for now).  Because i dont like lions... or boats... or boat-lions Ba-kaaaaaaak!!!
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2017, 08:44:29 PM »
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.

No vote yet

The detective work is figuring out who each person really is...

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« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2017, 09:10:56 PM »
The detective work is figuring out who each person really is...

It's a fun mini-game, but how will I know how to vote for Stratos???   ;)
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« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2017, 09:31:35 PM »
I'm just waiting for someone to vote. So, I can bandwagon with them. I have no reason to suspect anybody. Yet.

Wait. I'm talking game too early.

Roar. I'm a Moblin Moblin.

Actually, someone voted already for the Happy Mask Salesman. That itself is suspicious, but I don't feel like pulling the trigger just yet.

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« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2017, 09:52:27 PM »
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.

No vote yet

That is a good point.  Inactives could just be laying low as we dont really know who they are so we need to get them playing.  No excuses that they couldn't make it due to time zone or whatever with the extra long days.  I'll vote king of the red lions (for now).  Because i dont like lions... or boats... or boat-lions Ba-kaaaaaaak!!!

I would also like to point out that some of the roles in the game make it hard to vote someone out without worrying about the fallout of it. Oh goodness!   In addition to that there is kinda a rush to vote out one player so that player doesn't complete their win condition so it may be hard to maneuver between those players and find the badguys. Oh dear!!
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2017, 11:07:18 PM »
This time I will not fail! I will take Link's Link!

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« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2017, 11:41:59 PM »
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2017, 02:56:18 AM »
OH my am I late for the widdle ol party?

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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2017, 09:06:30 AM »
Someone has stolen the seeds out of my maracas again! They've been scattered all across the forums! If you find any and give them to me, I can increase one of your stashes, such as your vote stash or post stash. I was somehow able to fit 900 seeds into these maracas, which is pretty miraculous, shaka!

I have a suspicion on who had stolen them!
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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2017, 10:54:54 AM »
Would you like to set korok seeds as a dowsing target?

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2017, 10:56:48 AM »
If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2017, 11:58:08 AM »
If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?

Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.

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« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2017, 12:08:28 PM »
If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?

Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.

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« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2017, 12:21:37 PM »
If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?

Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.

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God, It's always "Sword of evil's bane" this and "the legendary blade" that. I HAVE A NAME YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERABLE PRICKS! AND I AM NOT SOME COMMODITY TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. THERE'S A REASON WHY I DO THIS WHOLE "Chosen hero of the goddess" THING IT'S BECAUSE OF GREEDY CAPITALIST SHITS LIKE YOU!

Err... I mean... There's a 99% chance that Hetsu just placed a vote against Linebeck.

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2017, 12:29:06 PM »
Who are you, again?
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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2017, 12:35:13 PM »
If any of you have the sword that seals the darkness perhaps I can help restore it's strength?

Sward that sells darcness. I sell. I sell to you.
300 rubles.

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Will you take 20 for it?  Cluck-cluck...


God, It's always "Sword of evil's bane" this and "the legendary blade" that. I HAVE A NAME YOU FUCKING INCONSIDERABLE PRICKS! AND I AM NOT SOME COMMODITY TO BE SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER. THERE'S A REASON WHY I DO THIS WHOLE "Chosen hero of the goddess" THING IT'S BECAUSE OF GREEDY CAPITALIST SHITS LIKE YOU!

Err... I mean... There's a 99% chance that Hetsu just placed a vote against Linebeck.


Ok fine 30.  Since it talks and all....  Cluck cluck....

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Re: Mafia LXXV - The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Maracas. Day 1.
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2017, 05:05:07 PM »
This is going to be really difficult considering we can't draw on player performance whatsoever. Makes things interesting but potentially much easier for the mafia to get by without much hindrance.

No vote yet

The detective work is figuring out who each person really is...

On that subject, one of the ways a player can be eligible to win prizes at the end of the game without winning is by being able to (or coming closest to) figuring out the identities of who is who in this game but I'll have to give some more details on that in awhile.
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