Author Topic: I'm speechless. (Read 8741 times)

Grey Ninja · « **on:** June 30, 2003, 12:34:11 PM »

I am not saying I am entirely opposed to this, but it's seriously the lamest idea I have heard since Final Fantasy X-3. Is this what we want video games to become?

Big_Pimp · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2003, 12:40:16 PM »

This is so pathetic, I feel sorry for the people who are going to pay over $100 for a bikini. Oh well, you know what they say, sex sells.

Ian Sane · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2003, 01:26:49 PM »

Talk about getting your target markets mixed up. How many girls are even familiar with the DOA series? And how many of them have bodies that make it worthwhile to own such a bikini?

Basically you have a product that is only suitable for attractive girls that uses a license that is only popular with male videogame geeks. The amount of people who would buy such a product is like less than 1% unless some really big losers are going to buy it for... uh... fun.

AERO · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:21:27 PM »

Oppressor! Let the women celebrate their bodies!

Just so long as I get an invitation to the party.

PIAC · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2003, 03:42:07 PM »

tbh i find that funny

and dont really see the problem, doesn't make the game any worse than it allready is

i want nintendo to follow suit too, I WANT LINK'S PAJAMAS

Ms.Pikmin · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2003, 04:04:46 PM »

Or maybe to make it fair they make little Speedo type swim-brief-things for the guys.

Big_Pimp · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2003, 04:11:24 PM »

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Originally posted by: Ms.Pikmin
Or maybe to make it fair they make little Speedo type swim-brief-things for the guys.

Oh dear god no!!!

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2003, 05:58:03 PM »

Outside of the price, i don't see anything particularly lame about this. i'll just say what i said at the GA forum; They unworn ones will probably be around $20. In any case, some hardcore DoA freaks will secretly eat this stuff up, but i don't see them selling until they drop the price to something reasonable.

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Or maybe to make it fair they make little Speedo type swim-brief-things for the guys.

Maybe when they add frontal jiggle for the guys? >_<

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2003, 06:07:30 PM »

[delete me]

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2003, 07:02:17 PM »

If only there were game-playing chicks that were as hot as them......

Mario · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2003, 07:03:06 PM »

-___-

...*buys ten*

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2003, 07:41:01 PM »

Seriously. What girl is going to buy that?

PIAC, I would love Link pajamas. You mean the normal green stuff or the crawfish style shirt you get after beating Wind Waker?

PIAC · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2003, 12:53:44 AM »

his nice islander duds ofcourse, they are so styleish, i wouldn't mind a funky blue overall/red shirt and hat combination either (or green...)

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2003, 05:01:30 AM »

of course, you'd have to have his tiny little hands, feet, and a massive head to look good in them.
Plus, you have to have blonde 'messed-up-from-sleep' hair, and be a cartoon character as well, so that makes Link the only person really able to wear them.

Haha.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #14 on:** July 01, 2003, 07:22:22 AM »

He looks damn good in 'em, though

I'd still like an outfit like that. And I have easily messupable blond hair, so I'm partway there. Now all I need is head expansion surgery.

nonjagged · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2003, 10:23:22 AM »

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Originally posted by: Ian Sane
Talk about getting your target markets mixed up. How many girls are even familiar with the DOA series? And how many of them have bodies that make it worthwhile to own such a bikini?

Basically you have a product that is only suitable for attractive girls that uses a license that is only popular with male videogame geeks. The amount of people who would buy such a product is like less than 1% unless some really big losers are going to buy it for... uh... fun.

Theres also another lame idea, just as worse in the pipeworks.
You know how M$ are rumored to port US NTSC games to Japan without converting software for their language, because the rumor is M$ are giving up in the Japan market due to ridiculous sales.
Whats worse is that Counterstrike (being one of the US territory games) being ported for Japan is somewhat a lame idea in my opinion.
I have yet met 1 solitairy gamer who has stated they will actually play Xbox version over PC version.
Is it totally stupidity when M$ say the Xbox is a hardcore gamer's console?
Counterstrike is extremely popular on PC but to think or make claims that Japanese gamers will chose the Xbox version with a controller over the PC version is somewhat extremely optimistic?

Forgive me for using an example of another stupid idea rather than bikini's or cringe, possibly cheap after shave endorced with Master Chief's name on it.

AERO · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2003, 02:03:56 PM »

Ah yes but your forgetting. When the DOA series is represented in a positive light, were always "reminded" that becuase the first two games were on Playstation its really a Playstation series. So its playstations.

Does that make any sense? You bet it doesn't.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2003, 02:52:46 PM »

NOOOOOOOO!!

*Gets a mental image of horny pre-teen Xbox fanboys buying these, realizing no one wants to go out with them, so they can't give them to anybody, so they themselves start wearing them on beaches*

BoB007 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2003, 03:53:33 PM »

I dont know about all of you guys but i really like the " Click to enlarge " option for those pictures

Termin8Anakin · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2003, 06:08:28 PM »

*GASP*

*Goes to Bikini pictures*

Big_Pimp · « **Reply #20 on:** July 01, 2003, 09:31:04 PM »

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Originally posted by: BoB007
I dont know about all of you guys but i really like the " Click to enlarge " option for those pictures

There's a "click to enlarge" option? I'll be back...

*goes over to the website*
*suddenly has to urge to "use" the bathroom*

thecubedcanuck · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2003, 02:12:54 AM »

The prices on those arent bad at all. My wife just bought a few that were over $200 a piece.

Ninja, do these women offend you? It sure seems that way.

Uncle Rich AiAi · « **Reply #22 on:** July 02, 2003, 03:25:24 AM »

It is stuff like this that make me embarrassed to like video games...

Uglydot · « **Reply #23 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:30:31 AM »

Just another bikini...the kind of merch that goes with DOA really...not that big a deal. Good idea I suppose.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2003, 08:52:18 AM »

CubeCanuck: It seems like he just thinks it's a stupid idea. I don't really care about the whole ordeal, though- I really doubt anyone's going to come up to me on the street and bash gaming just because of these bikinis. Meh.

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Author Topic: I'm speechless. (Read 8741 times)