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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #50 on: June 14, 2017, 05:26:23 PM »
No one wants to live in fatty Kim's prison.

Well, unless you're Kim Fatty Boom-Boom himself. (And even then, he probably has a lot of self-loathing at his situation.)

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Re: December 22-29 is International Offend Kim Jong-Un WEEK!
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2017, 05:28:16 PM »
The man recently released from NK, Otto Warmbier, was in a coma and has now died.

I am offering a $500 reward to whoever puts Kim Jong un in a coma.

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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #52 on: July 11, 2017, 08:53:25 PM »
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #53 on: November 01, 2017, 07:24:04 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kim-jong-un-father-apos-173532808.html

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Kim Jong Un eventually succeeded his father after his death in 2011. But even after years in power, Kim cannot seem to accept the circumstances of his birth, keeping them as secret as possible.

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Kim thought other senior leaders did not respect him as much as they had respected his father. “He learned that the body language of the senior leaders were quite different from those body language those leaders took towards his father and towards him,” Thae said, adding, “Kim Jong Un just was nothing but the third son of Kim Jong Il."


What a pathetic loser!

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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2017, 12:07:41 AM »
North Korean Soldier Shot by Own Troops as He Defects to the South

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/13/world/asia/north-korea-defector-south.html

Looking forward to the stories this brave defector will no doubt share about NK.

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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2017, 01:52:34 AM »
That man was only slowed down by the weight of his large balls of steel.
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2017, 12:17:18 AM »
A play-by-play of the event. You can see him running and crawling while wounded.. obligatory *content warning*. Apparently the Norks violated the armistice when one of the soldiers briefly crossed the DMZ, but it'll probably be NBD.


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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2017, 02:54:18 AM »
100% nothing burger for the momentary crossing. People have been killing over a tree. Tensions spike with some troop positioning but its all signalling.

Either those soldiers subscribe to Storm Trooper monthly or he was wearing those giant steel balls on his back.
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2020, 03:57:12 PM »
It's trending on Twitter (don't know if it's true yet) but I can't think of a better way to end the jongwalker saga:


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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2020, 02:59:41 AM »
He finally became that which he always wanted, .... a potato.
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Re: $500 bounty on Kim Jong-Un's head
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2020, 06:23:35 PM »
Welp, I've changed my stance on Kim Jung-Un and North Korea. No ever told me this is why they call it the communist PARTY. (Turn the sound on, obviously)
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