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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2012, 09:42:16 PM »
Three-fourths of Americans with mobile phones say they use them in the bathroom, a new study shows.
http://news.yahoo.com/most-workers-admit-using-phone-bathroom-174401852.html
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« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2012, 09:39:57 PM »
Canadian tourist trapped in New Zealand automated public toilet.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/6454336/Trapped-tourist-suffers-toilet-terrors

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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2012, 10:35:17 PM »
Guitar Pee urinal turns user into a music whiz <headline winner

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/guitar-pee-urinal-turns-user-music-whiz-205431422.html
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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2012, 11:51:03 PM »
This is a troll thread right?  :confused;
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2012, 05:50:52 AM »
No, it's the best thread ever.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2012, 05:34:07 PM »
Not news, but I recently discovered I am the king of public toilets due to my martial arts training!
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2012, 05:54:13 PM »
Go on.

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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2012, 07:09:38 PM »
Did you beat somebody up at the urinals? Were they allowed to zip up first?
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2012, 10:04:06 PM »
Hahahaha! "Go on" man that's funny!

Well this past Monday I was teaching a lesson at the beach and during one of the exercises I inhaled a flying insect. I saw it at the corner of my eye, but I swear it just flew down my throat on purpose.  Don't know what it was but the following days I had major rumbles in my stomach. It continued until today actually. But it was yesterday while teaching a private lesson, I discovered my horse stance was at a perfect height to hover over the public beach toilets with ease. It was like I was sitting down, not just squatting, yet nothing was physically touching me and it was as easy as chewing gum.


If I didn't swallow that insect(probably poisonous) I would have never discovered my new abilities. You might call me the true spider-man, or at the very least an American hero.

Sorry if you expected me to fight someone or smash a toilet. Every time I get into a confrontation in the wild it always get's settled peacefully. :(
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2012, 12:46:35 AM »
lol Cate-man, great story. If you have more from your cater-killing experiences, please post them here

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2012, 09:26:11 AM »
Can we talk the spoken/unspoken Men's Room etiquette here?

Just a few rules that I happened to notice that I've never actually seen written down, and some that all of us should already know.

1. Never piss at the urinal next to someone else unless you have no choice. Always leave a space, and if available, you may take an open stall, especially if there are no dividers between urinals.

2. No idle conversation while doing your business. Don't stand next to me and have a conversation while exposed and handling yourself. It's awkward for all involved.

3. If you walk into the bathroom and someone is using a stall for #2, then don't hang out in the bathroom for no reason. Do what you came in to do and leave. The person in the stall is likely waiting patiently for a moment when the bathroom is not occupied to exit the stall and not have to take blame for the stench. Don't force them to do the walk of shame.

4. If you are the person in the stall dropping stink bombs, courtesy flush before you wipe. Other people entering and leaving the bathroom don't want to smell your stink just as much as you don't want to have to do the walk of shame and own up to it.


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« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2012, 10:15:06 AM »
Is it a violation of a bro code to strike up a conversation with a bro as you're walking in the room and he's at a stall?
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2012, 11:36:10 AM »
Is it a violation of a bro code to strike up a conversation with a bro as you're walking in the room and he's at a stall?

That depends on what you mean by stall. Nature of relationship changes everything though. Now if you walk up to the stall knowing he is in there taking a deuce, and just try to have a conversation, then yes that's a violation. Walking in a generally addressing him because you knew he was in there, not so much.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2012, 01:55:16 PM »
Well this past Monday I was teaching a lesson at the beach and during one of the exercises I inhaled a flying insect. I saw it at the corner of my eye, but I swear it just flew down my throat on purpose.

Use Haki next time to steer it away from you.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2012, 06:12:26 AM »
If you walk into a bathroom with say, 5 urinals, and the first and last are in use (as they should be in a case where 2 dudes are pissing in a 5 urinal bathroom), then you must take the middle urinal. If you are the fourth dude to walk in and it's like this - dude pissing, empty, dude pissing, empty, dude pissing - then you must take urinal #2.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2012, 06:56:26 AM »
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1. Never piss at the urinal next to someone else unless you have no choice. Always leave a space, and if available, you may take an open stall, especially if there are no dividers between urinals.
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Here is a game about proper Urinal Etiquette
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« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2012, 01:31:48 AM »
If you think the bathrooms are bad in NA, never try the ones in some European countries.  I was in Paris, France some years ago, and the public restrooms were practically HazMat zones...and you had to pay to use them.

Agreed.  I was in Rome earlier this year.  Not only do many toilets cost 1 Euro (that's like, what $1.50 to take a piss?!!) but they often don't even have seats!  You have to take a **** sitting directly on the porcelain!  I also noticed a lot of them auto-flush.  I don't mean you get off the can and it flushes automatically with a sensor.  I mean it is flushing the entire time.  So it splashes back and it feels like you're shitting in a bidet with water constantly splashing you in the ass.  I am in shock that they have the gall to charge for said bathrooms.  Everytime I used one I would tell my Dad afterwards "you know if they tried this pay toilet crap in America, especially with THESE toilets, I'll bet people would just piss and **** on the floor in front of the bathroom out of protest."

One thing that was kind of funny is that Rome's toilets were filthy but the Vatican's were spotless and all FREE.

I'm convinced that Europeans put up with it due to ignorance of the superior public washroom situation in North America.

Is that so? That would mean that we need to get a payday loan for our toilet allowance if we have any plans going to Europe.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2012, 10:29:02 AM »
Can we talk the spoken/unspoken Men's Room etiquette here?

Just a few rules that I happened to notice that I've never actually seen written down, and some that all of us should already know.

1. Never piss at the urinal next to someone else unless you have no choice. Always leave a space, and if available, you may take an open stall, especially if there are no dividers between urinals.

2. No idle conversation while doing your business. Don't stand next to me and have a conversation while exposed and handling yourself. It's awkward for all involved.

3. If you walk into the bathroom and someone is using a stall for #2, then don't hang out in the bathroom for no reason. Do what you came in to do and leave. The person in the stall is likely waiting patiently for a moment when the bathroom is not occupied to exit the stall and not have to take blame for the stench. Don't force them to do the walk of shame.

4. If you are the person in the stall dropping stink bombs, courtesy flush before you wipe. Other people entering and leaving the bathroom don't want to smell your stink just as much as you don't want to have to do the walk of shame and own up to it.


I'm sure there is more some of you would like to add

I have another one to add.

5. If you go into the bathroom and there are no properly spaced open urinals and/or there are no dividers, you are allowed to use the stalls.
But if there is a line of people waiting for a stall, and you just need to take a piss, then get over your penis envy , man up and use the urinal. No one is trying to look at your tiny member, and if it is so small that you are embarrassed someone might see it, dont be, it's too small, no one can see it. No one should have to suffer in the line for stalls because you're afraid you dont measure up.

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« Reply #44 on: June 06, 2012, 02:48:55 PM »
What if you just want to go and sit down even just for #1? Sometimes I need to sit and think, alone, every now and then.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2012, 03:52:16 PM »
Can we talk the spoken/unspoken Men's Room etiquette here?

Just a few rules that I happened to notice that I've never actually seen written down, and some that all of us should already know.

1. Never piss at the urinal next to someone else unless you have no choice. Always leave a space, and if available, you may take an open stall, especially if there are no dividers between urinals.

2. No idle conversation while doing your business. Don't stand next to me and have a conversation while exposed and handling yourself. It's awkward for all involved.

3. If you walk into the bathroom and someone is using a stall for #2, then don't hang out in the bathroom for no reason. Do what you came in to do and leave. The person in the stall is likely waiting patiently for a moment when the bathroom is not occupied to exit the stall and not have to take blame for the stench. Don't force them to do the walk of shame.

4. If you are the person in the stall dropping stink bombs, courtesy flush before you wipe. Other people entering and leaving the bathroom don't want to smell your stink just as much as you don't want to have to do the walk of shame and own up to it.


I'm sure there is more some of you would like to add

I have another one to add.

5. If you go into the bathroom and there are no properly spaced open urinals and/or there are no dividers, you are allowed to use the stalls.

I have to disagree on this 100%, unless there are multiple stalls and not that crowded. The last thing I want if I have to go #2 is to walk into the bathroom and find some douche pissing in it when their is a urinal free.
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« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2012, 05:29:22 PM »
What if you just want to go and sit down even just for #1? Sometimes I need to sit and think, alone, every now and then.

Do that when you get home.
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I have to disagree on this 100%, unless there are multiple stalls and not that crowded. The last thing I want if I have to go #2 is to walk into the bathroom and find some douche pissing in it when their is a urinal free.
if you take the entire statement in context it would imply a busy bathroom would require you to man up.

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« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2012, 07:38:03 PM »
What if you just want to go and sit down even just for #1? Sometimes I need to sit and think, alone, every now and then.
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« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2012, 10:35:09 PM »
I was afraid you would say that.

Guess I need to find a gynocologist...
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2012, 12:58:09 PM »

What if you just want to go and sit down even just for #1? Sometimes I need to sit and think, alone, every now and then.

You have a vagina.

I sometimes sit down to piss if I also have to sh!t and fart.

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