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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #150 on: January 10, 2018, 11:26:45 AM »
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« Reply #151 on: January 10, 2018, 05:16:09 PM »
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« Reply #152 on: January 22, 2018, 12:15:47 PM »
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/watchdog/sd-me-diamond-convictions-20180119-story.html

Oh, the seedy underworld of the portable toilet business..

"unlawful dumpings saved the company up to $4.1 million between 2012 and 2016"
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« Reply #153 on: March 16, 2018, 07:43:32 AM »
You missed the bit where they have security guards for the safety of the toilets.
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« Reply #154 on: March 16, 2018, 05:13:09 PM »
You missed the bit where they have security guards for the safety of the toilets.

Presumably the toilets are also there for the security guards though? It's a symbiotic relationship! The guards are basically plover birds in the rotting teeth of the toilet's crocodile.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #155 on: April 12, 2018, 01:24:20 PM »
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/04/12/hand-dryers-feces-bacteria-study/

hand dryers are the worst. now they're even worser.
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« Reply #156 on: April 12, 2018, 03:47:24 PM »
Fun fact: I'm taking a dump at LA Fitness right now.

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« Reply #157 on: April 12, 2018, 10:27:17 PM »
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« Reply #158 on: April 12, 2018, 10:28:46 PM »
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2018/04/12/hand-dryers-feces-bacteria-study/

hand dryers are the worst. now they're even worser.

Agreed. I've always hated hand dryers. A lot of times, I will rip off some toilet paper from a stall and use that to dry my hands instead. I get trying to cut down on waste but hand dryers have always been so useless to me.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #159 on: April 26, 2018, 06:22:20 PM »
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kim-jong-un-brings-own-123852984.html

Despite the myth of his ancestors' god-like origins, Kim too is human and needs a restroom—and while some may pack a few toiletries ahead of a trip, Kim has a whole private toilet that travels everywhere he goes, a North Korean defector told The Washington Post.
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« Reply #160 on: September 28, 2018, 01:48:18 PM »
Not an article I thought I would read.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mountain-goats-being-airlifted-national-171800177.html

Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee

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With minerals necessary for their diet scant, the goats have developed a strong predilection for human pee and sweat, which they can find in abundance while foraging through the park's 1,442 square mile domain.
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #161 on: September 28, 2018, 04:12:12 PM »
Don't they put out Salt licks anymore?
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« Reply #162 on: November 13, 2018, 10:25:58 AM »
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Get ready for smart toilets that'll scan your poop using artificial intelligence to save you a trip to the doctor.

That's what Sanjay Mehrotra, chief executive of memory chipmaker Micron Technology, expects as AI spreads to yet another corner of our lives.

https://www.cnet.com/news/ai-toilets-scan-your-poop-to-diagnose-medical-ailments/



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AI that screens out spam and recognizes your mom's face is so 2017.

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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #163 on: November 19, 2018, 12:11:22 PM »
#WorldToiletDay is trending on Twitter.

And... -checks notes- Al Jazeera[?!]... has gotten into the holiday spirit!

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This Bollywood movie is all about toilets 🚽 #WorldToiletDay
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #164 on: November 19, 2018, 08:03:02 PM »
This year's World Toilet Day slogan "When Nature Calls..." is a good one, but it doesn't beat their inaugural effort from 2013 - "I give a ****, do you?" - yet, in my books.

Between the 110 million toilets India has planned, and the Chinese toilet revolution, this thread is about to become a lot more popular!

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« Reply #165 on: November 19, 2018, 10:07:11 PM »
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Re: Official Public Toilets Discussion
« Reply #166 on: November 20, 2018, 01:23:20 AM »
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