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Re: E3 2010 Day 1 (Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft) Press Conferences Thread
« Reply #75 on: June 14, 2010, 02:40:17 PM »
You have to love the gall of Ubisoft claiming that Your Shape will revolutionize gaming when it's a shameless rip-off of Wii Fit, which already did all this.

nevermind there is already a fitness game on wii that uses a webcam
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« Reply #76 on: June 14, 2010, 02:41:41 PM »
I feel like posting that Birdmen article right about now...

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« Reply #77 on: June 14, 2010, 02:41:52 PM »
i guess you'll have to weigh yourself the old fashion way
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« Reply #78 on: June 14, 2010, 02:43:02 PM »
So amazingly bad! "Your scaring me with those punches!"
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Re: E3 2010 Day 1 (Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft) Press Conferences Thread
« Reply #79 on: June 14, 2010, 02:43:28 PM »
You have to love the gall of Ubisoft claiming that Your Shape will revolutionize gaming when it's a shameless rip-off of Wii Fit, which already did all this.

nevermind there is already a fitness game on wii that uses a webcam

In fairness, that was their own game, so they're really just conceding that they're making themselves obsolete.

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« Reply #80 on: June 14, 2010, 02:44:01 PM »
I figured they'd make Your Shape.  My guess is it'll do better than the Wii version.

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« Reply #81 on: June 14, 2010, 02:45:40 PM »
mj rolls in his grave
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« Reply #82 on: June 14, 2010, 02:46:03 PM »
You just got served!360

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Re: E3 2010 Day 1 (Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft) Press Conferences Thread
« Reply #83 on: June 14, 2010, 02:46:12 PM »
And this is what Just Dance should have been....

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« Reply #84 on: June 14, 2010, 02:46:15 PM »
From Kotaku blog:

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Re: E3 2010 Day 1 (Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft) Press Conferences Thread
« Reply #85 on: June 14, 2010, 02:46:21 PM »
Heh, Just Dance got scooped on the Kinect.

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« Reply #86 on: June 14, 2010, 02:46:48 PM »
Well, after the snore that was Your Shape, that dancing game looked pretty awesome.
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« Reply #87 on: June 14, 2010, 02:47:03 PM »
Wow, they just dissed Just Dance as well. 

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« Reply #88 on: June 14, 2010, 02:48:25 PM »
safety donce!
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« Reply #89 on: June 14, 2010, 02:49:21 PM »
funny that dude still looks lamer then his avatar
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« Reply #90 on: June 14, 2010, 02:50:39 PM »
They haven't been practicing this game AT ALL !!! LOL

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« Reply #91 on: June 14, 2010, 02:52:21 PM »
Now you can be the Star Wars Kid!!!

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« Reply #92 on: June 14, 2010, 02:53:08 PM »
Star Wars looked pretty stupid. that looks like it would get old after about 5 minutes.

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« Reply #93 on: June 14, 2010, 02:53:26 PM »
Wow, could they have made that lightsaber action any worse?  Just no impact when the lightsaber striked the stormtroopers.
 
Amusingly, the guy had to step out of his way to deflect those stormtrooper shots.   :P: :
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« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2010, 02:55:52 PM »
No one will play a racing game competitively with kinect.
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« Reply #95 on: June 14, 2010, 02:56:04 PM »
Can Kinect see Black people yet?
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Re: E3 2010 Day 1 (Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft) Press Conferences Thread
« Reply #96 on: June 14, 2010, 02:56:30 PM »
I wonder if we can use this lookaround tech in future porn movies.

Kinect XXX. Not getting the angle you want, just walk around the bed and get in as close as you like.... from any angle.

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Re: E3 2010 Day 1 (Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft) Press Conferences Thread
« Reply #97 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:24 PM »
Now the 360 Slim?
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Re: E3 2010 Day 1 (Microsoft, EA, Ubisoft) Press Conferences Thread
« Reply #98 on: June 14, 2010, 02:57:59 PM »
So I'm at work and can't watch the press conference but I've been keeping up the best I can on different forums and such.  The vibe I'm getting is that Microsoft has taken everything that sucks about the Wii and has condensed it all into one presentation.  Is that an accurate summary?  Kinect is basically the worst of the Wii, now on the Xbox 360?

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« Reply #99 on: June 14, 2010, 02:59:47 PM »
EVERYONE get a free 360!!!!

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