First off, this should be in the funhouse or at least the general chat.
Secondly, what the hell is wrong with owning a typewriter? I have one and I use it for....special...purposes :)
Thirdly, I wish there was a feature on my phone that allowed me to plan my texts. So if i didn't want to send one right away, but wanted to later but couldn't use my phone for whaterver reason, I could just plan my text to send at whatever time I'd like.
Fourthly, I've been fixing a limited edition 78' Camaro for the past 6 months. It'll be ready to pimp out this spring!
Fifthly, I hope all you haters of new technology actually enjoy the outdoors because if you sit around the house all day then you double suck.