give it an Australian accent.
Django; Australian for "off da chain"
Ok guys, wish me luck.. I'm about to watch Batman & Robin...
something tells me not to be sober for this..edit: I don't think I can make it through this whole movie..
It just started, with 16 close-up shots, that zoom in even closer only to do a quick cut away to another close-up shot that zooms in closer before cutting away to.. you get it? Sixteen times. SIXTEEN FUCKING TIMES CONSECUTIVELY! haha
Something about Batman's cowl seems off, it doesn't look like batman. Plus CLooney's chin is so well known, that's all you can picture. It even sounds like George Clooney over Bruce Wayne.Robin looks ok. Doesn't look much like the Robin I know, but looks better than batman. Still, was it really necessary to double up the ass close-ups?
LOL Mr: Freeze: "KILL THE HEROES" HAHAHAhaha
and shortly after "What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"
one of those freeze ray fx were so bad and took up so much space on the screen, I couldn't tell if he was actually hitting batman until it cut to his hands indeed being frozen against a wall. I had no idea what was going on for those few seconds, I thought I had epilepsy.
I felt like Ian Curtis' face sorry, I respect the man but it had to be said.
So.. Batman has had at least one scene in every movie prior to this one where he base jumps and uses his cape to either slow his decent or full on glide.. yet in this one, when having to dive out of some.. space tube.. he chooses to air-board toward a gliding Mr. Freeze; which honestly looks way too heavy for that..
Speaking of Freeze; it's strange to look back to a movie from my childhood and realize how much the movie was engineered to sell me those damn toys. There's really no other excuse for all these damn one-liners like "thanks for playing" and "stay cool, bird brain" other than to have some toy utter that **** in such low quality that you questioned whether it was even taken from the movie or re-recorded by some shitty actor hired by Mattel or something.
Speaking of shitty actor, Uma Thurman... is not a shitty actor. But it felt like they told her to just act shitty. Like the director must of said "you know that stuff that you do and win awards for? Do the opposite of that." and why is it that most villains act like such dorks before something happens and they become evil. Michelle Pfeifer was guilty of this too. A nerdy ditz in one second and BOOMP knock on the head, sexy and smart for a deadly combo.
Ok, now she's Poison Ivy and talks like she's from the '50s. I dig it though.
How is batman so tan? lol
Mmmm Alicia Silverstone..<3
haha how does Batman apply for an American Express? Damn, poison ivy sounds like a dirty slut.
It might be the expletive talking, but all these glow-light-gangs are awesome. Thing is, their outfits give then no advantage over GPD. They can't run and hide in alleys cuz GPD would just flash a giant ass blacklight making you standout, dipshits.
Aw.. the scene with the ice sculpture is the only scene that I feel really shows off Mr. Freeze as a real character.
Why does that giant plant just decide to eat Poison Ivy right then and there? Did that plant not tolerate defeat? Ivy failed so it ate her?? Too many questions..
Batgirl to Batman: "Bruce, it's me.. Barbara!" no ****! This always bothered me about Robin too, tiny little mask is supposed to hide your identity. Batman gets a new sidekick at the same time Bruce Wayne adopts some punk kid. At the very least, Robin would have to be at some sort of event with Bruce at SOME point, and be photographed.. and I'm sure at some point the news would photograph Robin.. hell in this movie they held a fundraiser and came for the show (a trap for Freeze, yes, but press was still around covering the event). No one would once say "hey that Dick Grayson looks like Robin..."
Is their a meme for Arnold eating things? There should be. Thanks for reading folks!
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