Dear Myspace,
Today I came home to find two issues of a magazine I never subscribed to. It's called Black Enterprise. Unfortunately, it's not about Star Trek. It's about the boring kind of enterprise. Also, it's about black people. It's there in the title, if you couldn't tell. One issue was about the best franchises for African Americans. I'm pretty sure it meant business franchises instead of sports, but the photo showed some guys kneeling on a grass field. I didn't have time to read it to find out. The customer service rep said they sent out a bunch of free subscriptions to random people to try to attract readers. I hope they don't think I'm racist because I don't want it.