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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #50 on: January 30, 2009, 02:07:50 PM »
Said she'd call me when she got off, so we'll see if that happens.

Pun intended?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #51 on: January 30, 2009, 02:40:18 PM »
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Where do strippers like to hang out when they're not selling their bodies?

Strippers are people too you know? Meaning they ::gasp:: like different things
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2009, 02:45:02 PM »
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Where do strippers like to hang out when they're not selling their bodies?

Strippers are people too you know? Meaning they ::gasp:: like different things

GP knows the secret lives of strippes because ::gasp:: she is one, confirmed!?!
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #53 on: January 30, 2009, 02:56:56 PM »
You should go to her place. She how she's living.

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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #54 on: January 30, 2009, 03:26:06 PM »
She wants to go to the gym...
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #55 on: January 30, 2009, 03:29:44 PM »
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2009, 03:35:25 PM »
Girl's gotta make a living.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2009, 03:40:16 PM »
"she works haaaaaaaaard for the money.."
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #58 on: January 30, 2009, 03:52:55 PM »
What did you say to her? Your not going to the gym with her are you?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #59 on: January 30, 2009, 03:56:39 PM »
You really don't want me to see this chick, do you Stogi?
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #60 on: January 30, 2009, 04:02:55 PM »
What?! Where in the hell did you get that idea?

I don't want you to become that girls bitch, that's all.

Seriously, my brother....and this isn't bullshit, has fucked SEVERAL strippers. In fact, he's had strippers PAY him. No bullshit. It's hilarious. He actually made money the last time he went to a strip club.

I'm just trying to help you get through your first one by telling you how he acted and responded to those girls.
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« Reply #61 on: January 30, 2009, 04:06:09 PM »
What?! Where in the hell did you get that idea?

I don't want you to become that girls bitch, that's all.

Yeah it is better to dominate her with your alpha male (insecure) coolness. ::rolls eyes::

Going someplace she wants to go is SOOOO bad, and is against your manliness.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #62 on: January 30, 2009, 04:08:24 PM »
Yeah it is better to dominate her with your maleness. ::rolls eyes::

Going someplace she wants to go is SOOOO bad.

Honestly, I'm surprised you even try anymore.  ;)
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2009, 04:11:13 PM »
Yeah it is better to dominate her with your maleness. ::rolls eyes::

Going someplace she wants to go is SOOOO bad.

Honestly, I'm surprised you even try anymore.  ;)

Giving up is for stoopid peoples.  :P

Besides I think a Gym is fine to do a first "date" maybe it isn't the most romantic but it is a public place with various things to do and get to know each other. And just think, maybe next time she can go where Maverick wants to go! What a concept.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #64 on: January 30, 2009, 04:12:59 PM »
Oh, okay.  I just got the wrong vibe from your responses initially.  Thanks for lookin' out.  It's not like she asked me to pay for her way in to the gym or anything, though.  If that happens I'll turn right around.

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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #65 on: January 30, 2009, 04:17:56 PM »
Yeah it is better to dominate her with your maleness. ::rolls eyes::

Going someplace she wants to go is SOOOO bad.

Honestly, I'm surprised you even try anymore.  ;)

I'm glad she didn't read my edit.

But seriously, GP, I don't know how you operate but in the real world women like men, not insecure little boys.

Yeah it is better to dominate her with your maleness. ::rolls eyes::

Going someplace she wants to go is SOOOO bad.

Honestly, I'm surprised you even try anymore.  ;)

Giving up is for stoopid peoples.  :P

Besides I think a Gym is fine to do a first "date" maybe it isn't the most romantic but it is a public place with various things to do and get to know each other. And just think, maybe next time she can go where Maverick wants to go! What a concept.

WTF have I been saying this entire thread. YOU DON"T DATE STRIPPERS. You are not and will never be her boyfriend.

Oh, okay.  I just got the wrong vibe from your responses initially.  Thanks for lookin' out.  It's not like she asked me to pay for her way in to the gym or anything, though.  If that happens I'll turn right around.

Thanks for the support GP.



No problem, I just hope you have a certain mentality about you. No matter how good she looks, you can't keep her around. You can't talk to her everyday. And you most certainly can't let her trust you.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #66 on: January 30, 2009, 04:22:33 PM »
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But seriously, GP, I don't know how you operate but in the real world women like men, not insecure little boys.

I think someone needs a time machine to go back to 1950. Talk about a subjective, and frankly offensive label. Not only that but I find your nasty attitude regarding strippers to be even more offensive. Yeah I don't agree with it but they are people too, and like anyone they have different personalities, dreams, and more. Some even hate doing it but do it to make ends meet, so please stop with the insults and pseudo-machoism.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #67 on: January 30, 2009, 04:26:34 PM »
I just tell it like it is.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2009, 06:01:13 PM »
This thread is getting good.
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #69 on: January 31, 2009, 12:04:38 AM »
but is it instantrimshot.com good?
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« Reply #70 on: January 31, 2009, 02:33:05 AM »
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Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
« Reply #71 on: January 31, 2009, 07:59:44 PM »
I have to find some kind of way to work that in to social interactions.
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