Bill sounds like Mr. Slave from SouthPark
Black N Mild sounds like that fat black weatherman from the Chappell show (I talk straight gansta bitch!; Let's look at the Tri-state area map, which looks a lot like my big ol' ass.)
Mashiro sounds like Pinocchio from Shrek, but also sometimes like the Gingerbread man, which is equally halarious
EasyCure sounds like a dude trying to impersonate the spanish language, like a bad actor or something
GP sounds like a russian chick (which is honestly pretty sexy, but then what you actually say ruins it).
Kairon sounds like MC Pee Pants from ATHF. You know, the guy that made that song
"I want candy."Vudu sounds like Napoleon Dynamite except a really bitchy version.
MaryJane sounds like one of my good friends
Strell sounds like Quagmire
UncleBob sounds like Yogi the bear
IanSane sounds like a straight up stereotypical Canadian (aboot; ay)
IceCold sounds like Steve Correl