Author Topic: SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL - The New Megathread (Read 458321 times)

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1425 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:30:25 PM »

Come on guys, everyone knows that Boshi was just a guy in a Yoshi costume!

Mashiro · « **Reply #1426 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:31:43 PM »

Well . . . there IS an explanation for Yoshi(s?) acting as individuals.

See the Mother Brain used to be the overlord of all the Yoshi and kept the hive-mind structure going for the society. However, when Samus destroyed Mother Brain in Super Metroid this hive-mind link was destroyed.

Thus Boshi came to be and was the first and only Yoshi to strive to be unique.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1427 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:33:20 PM »

*Mashiro's dreams instantly shattered*

anubis6789 · « **Reply #1428 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:36:31 PM »

Boshi was merely where all the bad tendencies within the Yoshi collective gathered so that the majority of them were polite and nice, in a way making Boshi a kind of martyr in much the same vein as The Giver in the book by the same name.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #1429 on:** July 29, 2007, 06:19:05 PM »

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Originally posted by: Mashiro
Well . . . there IS an explanation for Yoshi(s?) acting as individuals.

See the Mother Brain used to be the overlord of all the Yoshi and kept the hive-mind structure going for the society. However, when Samus destroyed Mother Brain in Super Metroid this hive-mind Link was destroyed.

Thus Boshi came to be and was the first and only Yoshi to strive to be unique.

No, no, no. Space-Pirate female Link was around at this time. Shoe was worshiped by the previous Space Pirates, the ones who followed Mother Brain until Samus, and eventually, she died from poisoning from her Master Sword's nuclear reactor. However, the sword managed to make a back-up of her consciousness, and the Space Pirates realized this. The sought for several years to learn a way to bring Link back, for she was the best pilot and most daring marauder they had ever known. Eventually, they found the Super Mario World, and, consequentially, Yoshi's Island. They met an ancient, dying tree, the Deku-fruit tree, that told them what they longed to hear: That Space-Pirate Female Link could upload her consciousness into the seed of this very tree. The Space Pirates immediately injected the sword into the seed, and at that very moment, the Happy Tree was born. The tree, which contains characteristics of the Deku-fruit tree and Space-Pirate Female Link, was able to assert its telekinetic powers to fundamentally alter the genetic code of all Space-Pirates. All but one became Yoshi, forever stuck in a mutual, but parasitic link with the tree. The one Space Pirate that resisted became Baby Bowser, a retarded freak of nature that reproduces asexually, but believes he needs a human female to mate, as his restructuring glitched, and Space-Pirate Female Link forever imprinted herself onto his soul. Princess Peach is Link's next incarnation, which does not aide this infatuation.

Thus, Bowser forever stalks the Happy Tree, as well as Princess Peach, and by association the Mushroom Kingdom. I hope that clears things up about Yoshi, Metroid, and Bowser. It all seems to click so well, so you know it has to be true.

Sarail · « **Reply #1430 on:** July 29, 2007, 07:33:31 PM »

That was um...

...amazing.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1431 on:** July 29, 2007, 07:56:11 PM »

All Nintendo characters are female space pirates...That's all you really need to know...

that Baby guy · « **Reply #1432 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:01:15 PM »

No, just Link.

Anyways, I'm just working on tying the entire Nintendo universe into one cohesive event.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1433 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:14:24 PM »

NO, THEY ARE ALL FEMALE SPACE PIRATES! This is canon!

And the update is 15 minutes late...I hope Sakurai didn't slip on a banana peel this morning...

Luigi Dude · « **Reply #1434 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:18:00 PM »

Hopefully this means it's a big update today.

Mashiro · « **Reply #1435 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:20:26 PM »

Argh I want to sleep come on update.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #1436 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:24:49 PM »

It seems they must be busy translating some of my storyline...

Sarail · « **Reply #1437 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:27:56 PM »

25 minutes now... and no update. Doesn't Sakurai realize I have work in the morning at 9am? Geez, man.

nickmitch · « **Reply #1438 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:28:32 PM »

My reload button is getting pissed at me.

Mashiro · « **Reply #1439 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:29:07 PM »

I think he's deciding which megaton announcement to make:

8 player online battle play or Sonic, Frog, Chrono and Cloud all being in the game.

nickmitch · « **Reply #1440 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:32:23 PM »

. . .as trophies.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #1441 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:33:56 PM »

I'm willing to bet ANYTHING that today's update will be an extra sucky one.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1442 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:34:35 PM »

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Originally posted by: Mashiro
I think he's deciding which megaton announcement to make:

8 player online battle play or Sonic, Frog, Chrono and Cloud all being in the game.

Or a megaton like Fox being playable and Pokeballs being items, both of which were also late updates...

Luigi Dude · « **Reply #1443 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:42:18 PM »

The update must be Caption Falcon then. They can't get that much awesomeness to load on the site right. That's why it's taking so long.

anubis6789 · « **Reply #1444 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:47:59 PM »

Has an update ever been this late?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1445 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:49:14 PM »

Pokeballs update was an hour late, I think...

nickmitch · « **Reply #1446 on:** July 29, 2007, 08:56:46 PM »

Well, I'm glad I just grabbed some milk and cookies, so I can keep waiting.

Mashiro · « **Reply #1447 on:** July 29, 2007, 09:00:06 PM »

My tooth is killing me so I have no choice but to stay awake in pain . . . ::sighs:: come on update lol.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #1448 on:** July 29, 2007, 09:02:38 PM »

DK FINAL SMASH!

BONGOS! OH GOD, THE BONGOS! =D

nickmitch · « **Reply #1449 on:** July 29, 2007, 09:03:18 PM »

'Bout freaking time.

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Author Topic: SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL - The New Megathread (Read 458321 times)