Ahaha, it IS Nabeshin, but in a cameo role in Hayate the Combat Butler...
Ah, I see. His stuff was awesome. Excel Saga was great, Puni Puni...not so much (it WAS funny, but it was too much).
Anyways, back to the captions!
"I'm so white and nerdy!"
"Warning! Challenger approaching!"
"I'm hoping Wii Fit makes me all thin and pretty!"
"Once upon a time there was a beautiful land populated by two wondrous kingdoms...And they hated each other, so went to war, killed each other and the land wasn't so beautiful anymore THE END! Now go to bed before I say 'I love you' with my belt!"