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Offline Ceric

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Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
« on: October 31, 2006, 10:18:53 AM »
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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 10:26:40 AM »
He doesn't like Wiisports...
He's ugly...
He works for IGN...
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RE:Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 10:32:06 AM »
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He doesn't like Wiisports...

He likes bowling!
All I really care about, though, is boxing.
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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread.
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 10:37:49 AM »
Well, so far today:

9:00 AM: Matt leaves his apartment (the shades were drawn so I couldn't tell what he did up to that point)
9:20 AM: Matt stops at the Starbucks at 12th and 22nd and orders a White Chocolate Mocha, something he only does after having a fight with his significant other the night before.
9:45 AM: Matt arrives at the office.  Surveillance is hampered because security recognizes me now but my directional microphone captures a few snippets.
10:00 AM: Matt complains about hemmoroids to an unidentified coworker.
10:30 AM: Matt playtests some Wii games.
12:30 PM: Matt and Bozon go to lunch at the local Hooters.
12:55 PM: Matt orders soup (couldn't catch what kind) and Steamed Clams.
1:00 PM: I was kicked out of the restaurant after attempting to slip a roofie into Matt's water.

At this point I lost track of him, I think he slipped past me, so I will probably head back to the IGN office shortly.
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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 10:41:47 AM »
Bad Stalker... You have his Clone/Decoy.  He's demoing Zelda today.
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RE:Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 11:14:02 AM »
Now that's some fine investigative journalism.

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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 12:17:42 PM »
Jonny's gone full circle!
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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2006, 12:19:55 PM »
Jonny go down in a circle.  ...  Jonny Go down like a burning flame in the sky.
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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2006, 12:27:20 PM »
Jonny is the focus of many a song.  Don't you know that he is a shooting star?

And all the world will love him just as long...just as long as he...uh...are.
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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2006, 02:34:28 AM »
I liked his first album, but his new material is derivative.  
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RE:Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2006, 06:22:06 AM »
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Bad Stalker... You have his Clone/Decoy.  He's demoing Zelda today.


I was just trying to weed out the REAL stalker.  Ceric did it in the Parlour with the Revolver!
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RE: Official: Matt Casamassina Funhouse Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2006, 07:07:50 AM »
Nooo...*jumps into small car*
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