I haven't had this much fun reading a thread in a while.
FYI, the reason he stated that you were in 7th grade is because the Freeloader came out three years ago. Since you stated you used it in 4th grade, the math of 4th grade plus three years would place you in 7th grade. Just math.
Also your inability to type actual words is another giveaway of a younger age. Just for your information.