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Offline vudu

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RE: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2006, 08:01:25 AM »
Ian doesn't frequent Ty's Funhouse, so unless someone points out this thread to him I doubt he'll even know it exists.

My vote is
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Miyamoto apologizes for Pikmin

"God, I'm so sorry about that game.  I don't know what I was thinking.  Who the hell would want to play in my Garden?  I'll go back to signing agreements with EA, allowing them to use Mario in their sports games."
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RE: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2006, 08:10:13 AM »
Revolution's actual name revealed to be Super Happy Fun Box.  Also, Mario and Zelda Crossover Pinball Puzzle League as SHFB Launch Title  
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RE: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2006, 09:09:43 AM »
Electronic Arts announces acquisition of Nintendo Co, Ltd.
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RE:Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2006, 09:23:08 AM »
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Electronic Arts announces acquisition of Nintendo Co, Ltd.


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RE: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2006, 09:01:11 PM »
LOL
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RE:Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2006, 11:51:34 PM »
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3D original Super Mario Bros port as the sole Revolution launch title using only the motion sensing function, delayed to 3 months after Revolution launch, requiring you to buy a $44 accessory to work, being too big for the initial memory cards, without a demo disc, promised to have realistic graphics but turned cel-shaded, sequels already announced with no other Rev game in development, and no HD support.
Oh yeah, AND has Boshi in it.
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RE: Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2006, 07:35:24 AM »
For the record, Ian is actually one of the most level-headed about the whole Wii thing.  

But this post has the appearance of seriosity!  I think all Nintendo needs to do is announce that all new Wii games will be targeted for non-gamers and Mario will be in every game from now on.

Mario Fishing
Mario Chef
Pikmario 3: Collecting Coins
Mario Darts
F-Mario WX
Mario Piano Lessons
Super Mario Bus Stop

Edit: called it Revolution by accident.
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RE:Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2006, 11:34:18 AM »
In light of recent events, and after much thought, I think the following announcement would cause a rant of truly epic proportions:

Major third party publishers have begun to announce the cancellation of support for Nintendo's next generation console.  When asked, they universally claimed it was because of the official name change.  "We just can't publish an M- or even T-rated game on something called a Wii," said one anonymous source.  That sentiment was shared by others as well, such as the developer who claimed, "Nintendo is obviously aiming for a different target market than we know how to serve.  What that target is, I can't say."  When asked for comment, a Nintendo representative stated, "Wii understand that Wii is not for everyone.  Wii have a assembled a Dream Team of developers dedicated to providing innovative and fun ways to play with Wii's incredible new features."
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RE:Which announcement would cause the biggest Ian Sane post?
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2006, 01:56:14 PM »
They change the name back to Revolution.  
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