Author Topic: forum-based death game* (Read 22907 times)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #25 on:** January 31, 2006, 01:11:00 PM »

"But why a spoon Cousin?"
"Because it hurts more!"

Procedes to disembowel victim with the spoon.

Next Item: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Gamecube Disc, gold release.

*-Now the challenge here is, if you can keep the TP game disc intact and unmarred, you can pop it into your gamecube to play after you kill the vic!

ThePerm · « **Reply #26 on:** January 31, 2006, 02:52:21 PM »

coats the edges with poisoness skin seeping chemicals, hands it to someone(wearing gloves). They die and then I take the disk back from them and clean it off and pop it in my cube.

item- 1 single grain of sand

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 31, 2006, 05:45:51 PM »

Gotta get a little out there on this one...

First I would pull out a shrink ray and shrink the victim soooo small that you need an electron microscope just to see them. Now my single grain of sand is like a gynormous boulder that is about to be dropped on the victims head. SPLAT!!

next item: the bible
anything less than mass suicide is blasphemy

Zach · « **Reply #28 on:** January 31, 2006, 07:02:47 PM »

easy, get a room with some speakers (bullet proofed) and lock the victim in there ( give them with a gun, knife, poison, a lighter, and a nuess(sp?).) Start reading the bible over the speakers, and watch as the victim goes insane. Hilarity ensues as the person drinks the poison and sets himself on fire. Then tries to shoot himself with one hand, stab himself with the other, and hang himself all at the same time.

DANGER: this method has a risk of insanity to the person reading the bible, make sure that you have a friend near by so that you can take shifts reading.

in the event that this doesnt work, try hiring ben stein (or your teacher who sounds the most like him) to do the job, in the EXTREMELY slim chance that this still does not work, try using the bible to beat the victim over the head (even though it may be funny, dont use a pocket bible).

Next item: a tube of chap-stick

Edit: Im going to hell

wandering · « **Reply #29 on:** January 31, 2006, 11:14:18 PM »

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....Now, you might argue that in scenario 2, your arms are doing the killing more than the soap bubble. But actually, as long as we don't have autonomous killing robots, objects don't kill so much as they increase your power to kill, which they can do to varying degrees. And since a soap bubble can do it to some degree, I think it counts.

Thats from the guy who started this game, so dont complain about his rules

But if you insist:

Actually, there is a difference...I didn't use any object other than a soap bubble, and you used an outside object (though earlier I did use a tv...) But that's okay, because there are no definate 'rules' - that would make the game less fun. You can choose the level of reality you want to deal with.

edit: actually, I changed my mind. A shrink ray? Now, that's just lazy.

edit2: and as for the Bible, I'd just use it to point out to people that they need to kill my victim, who happens to be an abortion doctor.
...Or maybe, while preparing to use the bible for such a nefarious deed, I'd read it, and learn that I should forgive and shouldn't kill, and then I'd change my ways and spend the rest of my life happily, religiously, ever after.

wandering · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2006, 11:30:11 PM »

Okay, then. A tube of chapstick. I'd grease the floor with it, making my victim trip, then I'd shove it dow their throat.

Next item: an empty pizza box.

ThePerm · « **Reply #31 on:** February 01, 2006, 06:32:43 AM »

i would make a poison pizza home made...go into a campus union and say i bought i t and decided i wasnt hungry anymore, and hand it to some idiot.

item: one single sugar grain

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 01, 2006, 07:32:04 AM »

But it was an empty pizza box not a pizza

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i would take the empty pizza box and eqip it with lots of poison tipped fangs, put a single slice of pizza in it... go onto a college campus and leave it in the quad. Every time someone reached for the pizza, the box would slam shut poisoning them.

item: one single sugar grain

fixed

ShyGuy · « **Reply #33 on:** February 01, 2006, 02:26:04 PM »

I wait until a diabetic is ready to go into insulin shock then feed him the granule (<--- right term!) of sugar to push him over the edge.

Next Item: a booger from Reggie's nose.

wandering · « **Reply #34 on:** February 01, 2006, 07:17:21 PM »

Oh, that's easy. I'd just give it to my victim. It wouldn't need any help kicking the ass of anyone would deem unworthy.

...complications might arise if it deemed me unworthy...

next item: a corkscrew.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:05:58 PM »

Offer a seat at the table, with a huge feast prepared, as you sit at the table(corkscrew is concealed)the corkscrew gets jammed up your @ss and then it starts to spin... no it don't stop, it keeps spinning and spinning and spinning.

next item: the cork

edit: is that better?

wandering · « **Reply #36 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:21:41 PM »

I'd make an elastic rope by peeling the cork in such a way. Then, strangulation.

Next item: the bottle.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #37 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:26:10 PM »

Bottle is easy, smash it into shards, then make the victim walk back and forth on the broken glass until he bleeds to death.

Next Item: Ice bucket that the bottle was setting in.

ThePerm · « **Reply #38 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:08:02 PM »

i let the ice freeze the water and the bucket..and then i smack someone t o death with t he blunt hard bucket

next: a koala

wandering · « **Reply #39 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:21:15 PM »

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Make you sit and then spin... no don't stop, keep spinning and spinning and spinning.

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Bottle is easy, smash it into shards, then make the victim walk back and forth on the broken glass until he bleeds to death.

Making? How? Mysterious mind control powers?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:39:30 PM »

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Make you sit and then spin... no don't stop, keep spinning and spinning and spinning.

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Bottle is easy, smash it into shards, then make the victim walk back and forth on the broken glass until he bleeds to death.

Making? How?

ok, editted my last post about the corkscrew.

wandering · « **Reply #41 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:41:25 PM »

Okay, then.

My victim sees a cute and cuddly koala bear approaching him in a dark alley. He thinks all is well, until he sees the two human eyes that are glaring evilly out from holes punctured in the Koala's face. He starts to run. He feels the blood from the koala innards dripping on his head before he sees the two human hands holding koala intestine. He feels the slimy rope as it wraps around his neck. And the distinct sting of a koala claw being shoved into his groin. As the agonizing pain continues, his world slowly turns to darkness.

next item: mysterious mind control powers

wandering · « **Reply #42 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:43:49 PM »

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what?

How are you making your victim do nasty things to himself?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:44:40 PM »

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i let the ice freeze the water and the bucket..and then i smack someone t o death with t he blunt hard bucket

next: a koala

nuff said?

next item: the INTERNET!!!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #44 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:18:42 AM »

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Making? How? Mysterious mind control powers?

Ok, I sprinkled the shards in a narrow hallway and at the end of the hallway, I placed a delicious pie. Once he reaches the pie, I place a delicious cake at the other end of the hallway.
Blah, I still think the soap bubble post was a cop out. Every post could then be: Distract victim with _object_, hit said victim.

Distract victim with the internet, then hit them really hard.

Next Item: yourself in a giant monkey ball.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 02, 2006, 06:36:33 AM »

I have the perfect one for THE INTERNET, but its gotta wait till later, I have to find it at work.
And no its not a 'distract with object X and then hit with object Y or Z' post.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #46 on:** February 02, 2006, 02:13:50 PM »

Giant monkey ball, eh? I would go to San Francisco and tear through the giant hills running over all in my path.

Next item: SCIENCE FACTS

ThePerm · « **Reply #47 on:** February 02, 2006, 04:53:35 PM »

i use science facts to kill god

next item: froot loops

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:32:05 PM »

I would take a truck load of fruit loops and crush them into a sugary powder and spread them all over your bed while you sleep. I woud then leave a nice trail of this crumbs over to the nearest army ant hill and stir up the bunch. you would be eaten alive before you even realised what was actually happening to you.

next item: teh internet

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:42:21 PM »

I would take my unsuspecting victim(who has pre-existing heart conditions

) out for a really greasy meal of fried chicken, and anything else bad for you. After the meal we would watch a really scary movie, just something to get his heart rate up a little more

. then I would ask him if he has seen that new car commercial on tv(which he hasn't) then proceed to show it to him on the internet.

*you should follow these instuctions too*
first I would turn up the volume on his speakers so that he could hear the dialogue
and tell him to sit close enough to the screen to get a good look at whats going on
then to click on this link

and if everything goes as planned, he'll have a heart attack and die

next item: a giant foam finger

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Author Topic: forum-based death game* (Read 22907 times)