Aurion walked up to his courthouse early in the morning to take care of some paperwork he had put off last night.
"DAMMIT!"
Aurion was upset. Yet another bloodless, eviscerated townie corpse was hanging upside down from his court's roof. It wasn't so much that the site was disturbing, but rather that it posed a great inconvenience and it was certainly not what anyone would consider decorative.
"Hullo, Judge!" said Ice Cold as he was walking by, "OH MY JESUS! Is that InfernalMonkey?"
"It was." Aurion replied irritably.
"Hey, Judge, who are we killing today!?" This time it was Breakyboy.
"That's the last thing on my mind," Aurion said.
Breakyboy then noticed the corpse that certainly was not put up for decoration and vomited.
"Breaky, isn't it bad enough that I've got a dead man at my doorway without you puking all over my place?!" Aurion shouted angrily.
Breaky shied away, "I'm sorry, it's just. . .that's really foul."
IceCold interjected, "You know Aurion, your bullying is really starting to piss me off. You do realize that the Courthouse is taxpayer funded don't you!? It's public property!"
At this Aurion punched IceCold and knocked him out. . .uh, cold.
"Clean that up, Breaky!"
"The vomit or Ice's nose blood?" he asked
"Both."
With that he slammed the Courthouse doors behind him.