Author Topic: Is it possible... (Read 34033 times)

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #25 on:** January 28, 2006, 04:02:54 PM »

Worthless bump of the week goes to you, yes it does! =)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2006, 05:18:49 PM »

I have some more random thoughts....

ahem *clears throat*

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

IceCold · « **Reply #27 on:** February 02, 2006, 08:22:07 PM »

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Obviously because money doesn't grow on trees OR in banks. People deposit the money in the banks, so it is just an accumulation. If you wanted to, you could go to a tree, tear out all the leaves and then stick notes of money to act as leaves. That would be a bank..

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 03, 2006, 08:23:44 PM »

well thank you for your two cents, now here is a penny back (for your thoughts)

more thoughts......

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

IceCold · « **Reply #29 on:** February 03, 2006, 09:48:51 PM »

1) It's called a "hearing" so that others can hear what the guy has to say; not the other way round.

2) Mineral Oil, Fragrance, (Lavender and Chamomile)*

*Optional

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 03, 2006, 10:07:57 PM »

ok mr. smarty pants, since you seem to know it all...

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

wandering · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2006, 12:53:26 AM »

1) There's a light in my freezer.

2) Because the person whom the singer is playing while he sings the song doesn't care. And the song has nothing to do with a person named Jimmy who cracks corn - that's just a nonsense lyric that probably derives from "gimcrack corn", a corn whisky.

3) Because the professor and everyone else on Gilligan's island subconsciously wanted to stay on the island.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2006, 07:31:02 AM »

Umm, ok.... maybe you can answer these too

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Dasmos · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2006, 12:30:11 AM »

1. No.

2. Because when babies sleep they sleep soundly. If you wanted to describe someone who wakes every two hours like a baby, you would use the term "He wakes like a baby."

3. Jesus.

wandering · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2006, 01:54:30 AM »

1. (but you would get some dirty looks)
The real question is, if you work at a Pepsi factory, do they test your urine for Coke?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #35 on:** February 05, 2006, 03:14:56 AM »

Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2006, 05:29:28 AM »

1. People can walk up to them as well.

2. Only if your cruel enough to pull the wings off of a fly

3. Darkness is inert, it is always present and does not move

4. They are referred to as such because they are self contained units

5.A word with latin origin "congressus" which means come together (like congregate) but the word you're looking for is regress.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2006, 05:53:08 AM »

What is the speed of darkness?

Do you mean a Terran or a Discworldian darkness?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2006, 10:10:36 AM »

I mean the upcoming next generation video game The Darkness!

Brought to you by the fine folks at Majesco.

IceCold · « **Reply #39 on:** February 05, 2006, 11:06:20 AM »

Why does the merchant in RE4 buy ammo, but he doesn't sell it?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 05, 2006, 02:09:57 PM »

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Will your answer to this question be no?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why is minimalism such a big word?

IceCold · « **Reply #41 on:** February 05, 2006, 02:45:41 PM »

1) Addam's Family

2) Maybe

3) No, because if they really were a pathological liar, they would be lying to me about being a pathological liar.

4) There is. I've tried it

5) I'll get back to you on that one..

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 05, 2006, 05:43:54 PM »

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

IceCold · « **Reply #43 on:** February 05, 2006, 05:51:17 PM »

1) Because it feels good

2) That describes other words and does not have to follow the description itself

3) 12.554 m

4) Sliced Bread #2. I mean... Unsliced bread

5) A variety of options, including hyacinth paper, tablets, and caves

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 05, 2006, 07:12:28 PM »

Quote
Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Q: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Q: Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Q: Why is minimalism such a big word?

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Originally posted by: IceCold
A: Addam's Family

A: Because it feels good

A: I'll get back to you on that one..

I'm not quite sure how the first two answer their respective questions
but I do know I'm still waiting for an answer to the third

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 05, 2006, 07:17:33 PM »

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Dasmos · « **Reply #46 on:** February 05, 2006, 08:56:18 PM »

1. Because it counts down the seconds in a minute.

2. Yes, but they shouldn't.

3. It doesn't darken your skin. it merely lightens your arm hair, creating the illusion of darkened skin.

4. So as to concentrate more.

5. Yes.

Q: Why is minimalism such a big word?

A: It's irony.

vudu · « **Reply #47 on:** February 06, 2006, 08:37:11 AM »

Why do you keep asking these questions?

IceCold · « **Reply #48 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:12:48 PM »

Because inertia is a property of matter.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 10, 2006, 06:43:08 PM »

Because everyone here is so damn smart I have a few questions I would like to see if anyone can answer right.But I won't post the answers until sometime on sunday.

CAN YOU FIGURE THESE OUT?

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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and
the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

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2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a
wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

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3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it
away?

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4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

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5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so
unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In
fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though.

Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work
at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

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