Ah, I'm going to have to pop my head in here.
First off, after looking at this game more closely, I see that KDR is right, the metaphor is pretty opaque, and my creeped-out-o-meter has gone down some. The question remains, though, WHY would we want to teach pre-pubescent kids about masturbation? Seriously, that seems like the kind of thing kids find out about on their own, and, if not, something they can find out about when they're old enough to learn about how it works in a literal sense.
Second off, Shawnstar. I had a big response written up about the various misconceptions you have about our founding fathers/church and state/the constitution written up, but, eh, you’re right, that’s probably a discussion best left private. In any case, for better or worse, this is not a country where morals are not handed down from on high, it’s a country where individual liberty is valued, and dictating what individuals (who aren’t harming anybody) can or can’t do is not. (which is leading us down a path towards ever-more-ridiculous self indulgence, but, in my mind, that’s an inevitable consequence of the kind of government we have.) Anyway, tying that back into the game - by suggesting that the game “should not even be allowed to be produced”, you are arguing against free speech, our most fundamental right.
Lastly Shawnstar, as I’m sure you know, the bible never specifically condemns masturbation, just lust (though it does mention that after spilling seed, you should bathe and that you’ll be unclean for the rest of the day.)