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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2005, 06:18:52 PM »
ok, last one

Remember that story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe?  

Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2005, 07:14:54 PM »
Yo Mama's so short, she's the last person to know when it rains.

Not funny, but yeah....
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RE: Yo Momma
« Reply #27 on: November 16, 2005, 09:07:05 AM »
yo mamma's so boring that this thread isn't funny
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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #28 on: November 16, 2005, 09:08:02 AM »
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yo mamma's so boring that this thread isn't funny

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RE: Yo Momma
« Reply #29 on: November 16, 2005, 09:55:29 AM »
wait, I got a good one.

Yo mamma so dumb, when you asked her for a good games console for Christmas, she got you an xbox.

.....yeah. I'll think of a good one eventually!
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RE: Yo Momma
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2005, 12:04:53 AM »
She
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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2006, 04:10:52 AM »
Just heard this one tonite(about 10 minutes ago)

Yo' house is so small, your welcome mat only says " wel"  
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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2006, 06:06:15 AM »
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is equator.

Yo mama's so fat she has 9 smaller women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat when she was pregnant they thought she lost weight.

Yo mams's so stupid she went downtown to see King Kong but all she got was a rubber ding-dong.

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RE: Yo Momma
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2006, 08:20:12 AM »
Your mother wanted to abort you, but your father was hoping to sell you to the gyspies.
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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2006, 10:04:34 AM »
yo mama's so dumb she gave me a blow job cuz she thought it'd help her unemployement

thank you 'in living color'!
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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2006, 04:28:40 PM »
Yo Momma....





Plays xbox and reads FHM and shops at Game Stop.
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RE:Yo Momma
« Reply #36 on: April 26, 2006, 04:40:57 PM »
Yo momma was going to devour you at birth, but she doesn't like ugly.
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2015, 12:23:02 AM »
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