*drum roll*
Miyamoto-san himself.
*tada*

The storyline:
Nintendo is failing as a company and has instructed Miyamoto to destroy Link's universe before the world discovers the truth... or worse, Hyrule learns about our world!!!
The world of Hyrule is in fact a real alternate universe. How else could a man dream up such a world? He had to have been there!
So Miyamoto steps into his portal once again, and reluctantly starts to elimate some of Hyrule's towns and inhabitants to the dark world with his own brand of magic.
Of course, the more time Miyamoto spends in Hyrule the more he forgets about his own world, and the more he becomes the potential destroyer of Hyrule Kingdom, even more powerful than Ganondorf himself. Ultimately Miyamoto takes on a form of madness, addicted to his own power.
The wise sages know what is happening and calls for the Hero of Time and all who is brave, to use the power of the Triforce and put a stop to Miyamoto's madness.. to restore not only peace... but the Kingdom of Hyrule itself.
*cue Zelda game tune*