*Puts on the marketing undies*
NEStendo should sell the original GBA at a SUPER CHEAP price. Like, TEN CENTS. With like, POKEMON or something bundled in. Then they'd get up the next day, have some eggs and *BAM*, money.
"We made 40 cents today!"
"RAWK AWWWN"
"We lost a few thousand"
".. RAWWK AWWN"
"Sir?"
"SSH, EGGS"