(Which seemed to take a few tries to get just right.....

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To recap what I mentioned on Discord:
"Also, I think it would help your case if you had actually posted more than one article for NWR so far. You say you're a contributor but one article almost a month ago makes your claim seem less legit. I had years of proven and posted unfunny material to show for myself in order to become a mod to ban spambots. It should also be noted that there are many contributors to the site who are not mods either or able to ban users. Many of whom have posted more articles and reviews then you have at this point."
So, in addition to that, I'd just like to add that if another person were given mod powers, I would say it most likely be BlackNMild2k1, Mop it up, or Nickmitch. NWR Junior Rangers should probably try and have a diversity hire since that seems to be the hip thing to do it.

Although, the next mod will most likely just end up being some random user who's just joined the site.