Topic: Safe Words 13: The Donkey Kong Country Celebration. Game Over!

[Khushrenada]

Our final two contestants have been training for this moment!



Whose hard work will pay off?

[ShyGuy]

I trying to drive the Kong species to extinction, and I would appreciate your support.

[Wah]

50/50 ha? Well shy would probably pick rare so lets go

Rare

[Khushrenada]

Let's check the Rare Cave and see if the bananas are there:



Rare sux? No bananas?



Oh Donkario. Rare is dead. Stop trying to make Rare happen. Retro are the Donkey Kong kings now. You know what this means.....





And the last Kong, the king of the clan, falls to ShyGuy.

[Khushrenada]

As for ShyGuy, he is left with Retro as the only remaining choice this round. Taking the Retro token to Cranky Kong, he has a delightful little chat.














That's right! He's gone and done it and won his second Safe Words game tying Lucario and Nuclearspeed for most Safe Word wins while adding greatly to his Safe Word point lead.

SHYGUY IS THE WINNER OF SAFE WORDS 13!!!!

HE GETS ALL THE BANANAS!!!!!

[ShyGuy]

eh, I'll take, like, five bananas. You can keep the rest.

My first decree as the new Kong master is that everyone change their names back to regular.

[Khushrenada]

Epilogue

With ShyGuy's victory, the Dong had finally expanded.



The rest of the forum had to agree that ShyGuy is the second best poster on the forums after all. His skill at Donkey Kong Country could not be denied. With the matter settled and forums pretty much conflict free thanks to Khushrenada's moderating, everyone realized there was no need for another game of Safe Words since there was nothing left to settle. Therefore, it was decided to never play the game again and we never did. Of course, Insanolord tried to get something going so he could finally get a chance to win one of these games but everyone kept shooting down the idea and denying him that opportunity. We may not have Safe Words anymore but we've got something better. A silent guardian, a watchful protector of these forums. A true dark knight - Donkey Kong.



Goodnight, sweet forums and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

[Khushrenada]

eh, I'll take, like, five bananas. You can keep the rest.

My first decree as the new Kong master is that everyone change their names back to regular.

Hey! The game ain't over yet! I haven't posted the updated points total! Pump the brakes on the dictator train for a moment there, buster!

[ShyGuy]

THIS IS A BANANA REPUBLIC.

...You may just disappear

[Wah]

The dong will always live on.... now change back you copycats.

[Khushrenada]

While winning a game is nice, we all know that true validation in life comes from one's position on the All-Time Safe Words Leaderboard! Now we get to the most important part of all, stats!

As mentioned in previous Safe Word games, the players are all ranked by the F-Zero GX racing point system based on their position. Based on how the contestants finished in this game of Safe Words 13, these were the points handed out to them for the game:

1. ShyGuy - 100
2. Lucario - 93
3. nickmitch - 87
4. Steefosaurus - 81
5. oohhboy - 76
6. NWR_insanolord - 71
7. Mop it up - 66
8. Stratos - 62




If we add the points from this game to the cumulative totals of all players for all 13 games now played, here is the current All-Time Safe Words Leaderboard:

1. ShyGuy - 972 points (13 games played)
2. Stratos - 924 points (13 games played)
3. nickmitch - 872 points (12 games played)
4. NWR_insanolord - 862 points (13 games played)
5. Mop it up - 825 points (11 games played)
6. Soren - 802 points (12 games played)
7. Lucario - 676 points (9 games played)
8. Silenced - 502 points (7 games played)
8. oohhboy - 502 points (8 games played)
10. UncleBob - 478 points (6 games played)
11. TOPHATANT123 - 442 points (6 games played)
12. Triforce Hermit - 430 points (6 games played)
13. lolmonade - 360 points (6 games played)
14. Nuclearspeed - 342 points (5 games played)
15. Khushrenada - 319 points (5 games played)
16. Steefosaurus - 181 points (2 games played)
17. ObbyDent - 180 points (3 games played)
18. Evan_B - 165 points (3 games played)
19. TofuFury - 139 points (2 games played)
20. Spak-Spang - 116 points (2 games played)
21. Ceric - 100 points (1 game played)
22. (tie) Fatty The Hutt - 93 points (1 game played)
22. (tie) Phil - 93 points (1 game played)
22. (tie) Pokepal148 - 93 points (1 game played)
25. (tie) BlackNMild2k1 - 76 points (1 game played)
25. (tie) Zap - 76 points (1 game played)
27. ejamer - 47 points (1 game played)
28. Hypotheliciously - 41 points (1 game played)


With Soren opting not to play for the first time in Safe Words history, he drops from 3rd to 6th. Nickmitch is able to jump from 5th to 3rd because of it. oohhboy is also able to crack the top ten from his point total this game tying Silenced for 8th spot. UncleBob is very close to falling out of the top ten after 7 games of inactivity.

That's it. I don't think anyone cares about Donkey Kong anymore.



Sorry Donkey Kong. You're just not a draw anymore.




Hey! He's still got it!

[Khushrenada]

Now the game is over and we all need to get to our rafts and cross over to General Chat as ShyGuy begins to consolidate power. First you get the bananas, then you get the power, then you get the Funhouse.

[nickmitch]

Can't believe we let the one non-kong win.

[ShyGuy]

You're all going to be vests!

[Wah]

i have one thing to say...


I'LL SHOWER YOU IN COCONUT CREAMPIES!!!!

[Khushrenada]

Huh. I thought it was going to be Focus Blast.

[Wah]

Nah real thing from the show, like legit freakin said. in a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL2A_KSdoc4

[Stratos]

My first round loss really cost me in the Safewords rivalry. Better luck next time.

[Mop it up]

Congratulations ShyGuy!

This might be my worst game yet. I guess having more people helps.

[Order.RSS]

Kong-ratulations ShyGuy!!! Guess this means the end of the Kong Kollektive's reign, almost destined, really.
Great final options too, Rare and Retro, although the best DK dev is of course still EAD Tokyo.

[pokepal148]

You all are banished from the Kong Kollective for this failure.

(Yeah. That's how this works. You may think you all are leaving willingly but really, I, The all powerful "Leader of the bunch." am banishing you.)