My cousins never heard of Chat Roulette.
I had never actually been on the site myself.
This is our story:
June 30th, 10:00p: penis
July 7th, 1:55a: penis
July 19th, 8:50p penis
August 2nd, 5:01a: Actually had a nice conversation w/someone, albeit I was wearing an Ironman mask that was laying around
August 9th; 11:43p: penis
August 10th 12:04: penis inside a watermelon
August 22, 4:20a: potheads