A Monochrome Green Flat Screen on an arms comes out and a blinking cursor shows.
A Female Mechanical voice comes out.
Hello,
Today Your Citizenship is:| Player | Status | Role | Notes |
| Maxi | Alive | ?!? | |
| Mop it up | Dead | Mafia | Had a hard time not leaving a trail. |
| Apdude | Dead | Mafia | The Six Million Dollar Man |
| NWR_insanolord | Alive | ?!? | |
| Shyguy | Alive | ?!? | |
| Silenced | Alive | ?!? | |
| Stevey | Alive | ?!? | |
| Toruresu | Dead | Townie | He is in a shinier place now |
| Stratos | Alive | Townie | Not a very lucky Madness |
| nickmitch | Dead | Townie | It seems that the Mob could in fact, "Handle This" |
| Sunduolos | Alive | ?!? | |
| thatguy | Alive | ?!? | |
| vudu | Dead | Townie | Doomed by the Mechanical Fairer Sex |
| Dasmos | Effectively Dead | Mafia | He's not Really home anymore |
| RABicle | Dead | Mafia | Was he really ever their? |
| Despicable | Dead | Townie | Fedora and Moustache lament their decision |
| jrlibrian | Dead | Townie | Rocketman |
| Ceric | Alive/Dead/Hanging In There | Host | Semi-Omnisciently Ruling the World. |
Day 1:
Vudu, Townie. Death by Vote. It was very orderly.
Day 2:
Despicable, Townie, was mulched by The Madness. In an Alley. With a Bowler Hat.
Mop It Up, Mafia, was voted out and killed during capture. Where her less than Terrestrial status was determined.
Day 3:
Toruresu, Townie, began his new calling as a marble.
NickMitch, Townie, showed his immense power to no avial except for overtime to City Maintenance. Huzzah! Overtime! *grumble*
Day 4:
jrlibrarian had a close call with the Townie Statos being driven by The Madness, which he survived.
Then he had a close call with the roof of DESC, which he didn't survive.
Day 5:
The Leader had a close call with the Mafia and Apdude was betrayed by the underworld for a sizeable reward. Oh, and their was pie.
Day 6:
Dasmos was found by The Leader but instead of an enemy he found a tool he could use to his benefit. That night, guided by The Madness, The Leader found RABicle who was half the "man" he use to be.