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Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« on: June 23, 2010, 04:57:00 PM »
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2010, 05:00:20 PM »
If that's the over/under I take the over.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 05:03:37 PM »
Hmm I am going to guess 14.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2010, 05:22:15 PM »
36 years, 29 days
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2010, 06:09:10 PM »
I know how old he is. I'm just not sayin'.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2010, 06:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Halbred on June 23, 2010, 06:09:10 PM
I know how old he is. I'm just not sayin'.
You would be most qualified, Staff Paleontologist.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2010, 06:25:53 PM »
Quote from: MegaByte on June 23, 2010, 06:17:01 PM
Quote from: Halbred on June 23, 2010, 06:09:10 PM
I know how old he is. I'm just not sayin'.
You would be most qualified, Staff Paleontologist.

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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2010, 08:09:10 PM »
Awww, come on, guys. This is mean, haha.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2010, 08:40:30 PM »
Karl is 76.:P
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2010, 08:41:25 PM »
He's the oldest person on the forums. That's my guess.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2010, 10:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Mop it up on June 23, 2010, 08:41:25 PM
He's the oldest person on the Internet. That's my guess.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2010, 10:56:21 PM »
Quote from: Mop it up on June 23, 2010, 08:41:25 PM
He's the oldest person on the forums. That's my guess.

Wrong--I remember someone here claiming to be in his 40s.  Can't recall who.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2010, 11:24:53 PM »
He's the oldest active member?
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2010, 11:34:20 PM »
He's so old that he was there for the first set of Isner-Mahut.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 11:35:52 PM »
Quote from: Shaymin on June 23, 2010, 11:34:20 PM
He's so old that he was there for the first set of Isner-Mahut.

That match is insane!!! Records have been and are continuing to be smashed only to never be broken again.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2010, 11:54:13 AM »
the answer is TIMELESS
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2010, 12:20:48 PM »
Dated!
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2010, 12:21:24 PM »
...Carbon dated
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2010, 01:45:22 PM »
James, carbon dating is only reliable for 50,000 years back.

We'd have to use something special on Jon. Volcanic ash or index fossils.

Jon, do you remember any herbivorous pig-like, semi-aquatic animals wandering around when you were little? Did they have tusks and beaks like a turtle? If so, that's Lystrosaurus, and I'd like know how you survived the Permian Extinction.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2010, 03:55:06 PM »
Quote from: NWR_Lindy on June 25, 2010, 11:54:13 AM
the answer is TIMELESS

Are you a Time Lord?

Because then that would explain away your ageless-ness to wibbly wobbly timey wimey.. ness.
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Re: Guess Jon Lindemann's Age
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2010, 05:29:46 PM »
Lindemann IS Father Time.
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