Here's a fun game. By posting in this thread *at all*, UB gets to change your sexual health. Obviously, if you just really don't like it, you can't change it right after I change it... But this could be fun. For him.
So, if you're brave enough, post here! Sometime Sunday, he'll go through and change STDs for everyone who's posted.
Again, by posting in this thread, you are giving UB permission to change your penis's color.