Topic: Predictions - Sony's Disco Stick

[BlackNMild2k1]

Prediction - Sony will now copy Nintendo's WiiMusic with a game called Beat Sick exclusively for the Disco Stick.

The titled song has already been made (click the pic)

[EasyCure]

Prediction - within the first week of the Sony Wand's release, recalls will have to be made to repackage the unit with labels reading "caution; choking hazard for children who think this device is icecream"

[Plugabugz]

Black icecream.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

(GIANT DOG FACE)

HOLY MOTHER--

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, FOX McCLOUD?

[nickmitch]

Prediction - within the first week of the Sony Wand's release, recalls will have to be made to repackage the unit with labels reading "caution; choking hazard for children who think this device is icecream"

Pedo.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Prediction - Sony will announce a game called RAVER
It will require 2 Disco Sticks and come with a whistle
Gameplay will be much like DDR and you will be displayed on the screen with lots of motion blur for your disco sticks.

Drugs and other visual enhancers are sold separately.... <points at Stogi >

[Mop it up]

I still can't believe that's actually what the thing looks like.

[EasyCure]

I still can't believe that's actually what the thing looks like.

I know, its the funniest joke in this thead

[BlackNMild2k1]

Prediction - Another sequel for Rez is a announced for Sony's Disco Stick.
It is quickly recalled when families realize that their daughter (& in some cases sons) are running around with disco sticks lodged into the front of their pants. It was first noticed when one mans son was caught running around with a disco stick tucked in his pants orb down saying "Look Dad, I've got blue balls!!"

[BlackNMild2k1]

Prediction -



HUGE SUCCESS!!

[ThePerm]

another images of the device

im glad the ice cream joke is sticking

[Stogi]

Prediction - Sony will announce a game called RAVER
It will require 2 Disco Sticks and come with a whistle
Gameplay will be much like DDR and you will be displayed on the screen with lots of motion blur for your disco sticks.

Drugs and other visual enhancers are sold separately.... <points at Stogi >

Hey! I've only done ecstasy twice!

[BlackNMild2k1]

Prediction - Sony will announce a game called RAVER
It will require 2 Disco Sticks and come with a whistle
Gameplay will be much like DDR and you will be displayed on the screen with lots of motion blur for your disco sticks.

Drugs and other visual enhancers are sold separately.... <points at Stogi >

Hey! I've only done ecstasy twice!

It's called misdirection. Just go with it.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Prediction - Sony's #1 casual software for the Disco Stick will be a pack in that goes by the name of Key-Finder.
*It requires you attach your keys to the remote strap.

Since the PSEye can track the disco stick in 3D space, it will not only light up the glow ball so you can see it in the room, but actually show you on the screen where in teh house the remote is located so you don't have to look that hard.

[King of Twitch]

alternate commercial?--

You can dance if you want to, you can leave PSEye aligned
cause it can track and if it don't track well you can leave 3D behind

I say, we can go where we want to
A place they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of sev-en-ty nine

[EasyCure]

alternate commercial?--

You can dance if you want to, you can leave PSEye aligned
cause it can track and if it don't track well you can leave 3D behind

I say, we can go where we want to
A place they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of sev-en-ty nine

I really don't want to have to follow this act but here goes:

Prediction:

Sony will try to steal away Microsofts Pilot Simulation audience with their new IP entitled "Air Traffic HD," a casual title where players use 2 Sony Disco sticks ^TM to simulate air traffic controlers and guide planes safely through runways. Knowing that some players my not be able to take a second mortgage out on their homes for not only the PS3 but TWO disco sticks, they'll offer an alternative control method where only ONE disco stick is used:

Your characters right hand will be operated by the disco stick whereas his* left hand will be controlled via the Dualshock 3's left analogue stick.**

*Sony, while trying to appeal to the casual audience but not alienate their existing "hardcore" audience, will only have male characters in the game. Their profiles will state they're all averaging a height of 6'6, 220lbs (all muscle) and bald. Some will be ex-marines.

*Their second blunder, Sony will assume that because the majority of the population is right handed, they never programmed the game to use the RIGHT analogue stick for southpaw players that'd like to use their Disco Sticks in their left hands.

(and while i'm at it...) Prediction:

The original Sony Disco Stick will not include rumble feedback technology. The excuse? It would interfere with the advance motion sensing tech in the Disco stick. A year later they'll release the Sony Disco Stick 3*** that does have rumble, and the fans will never notice they're being ripped off. Smarter consumers will keep their Disco Stick 1's and purchase a vibrating condom ring from Trojan for the same effect.

*** They'll bypass naming their controller "disco stick 2" just to stay consistent.

[Plugabugz]

(GIANT DOG FACE)

HOLY MOTHER--

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, FOX McCLOUD?

He ate some hard icecreams and it didn't go down well.

[vudu]

I still can't believe that's actually what the thing looks like.

I don't mean to be a downer in the Funhouse, but I think that's still just a prototype.  I'd be shocked if the final product had the giant glowing ball on the end.

[BlackNMild2k1]

That is not the prototype. Check the thread on it, there is a video of Sony demoing the brightly colored ball tech about 5-6 years ago with the eyetoy.

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=29445.msg551625#msg551625

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

Sony had no clue how to make it play Tennis or Bowling or anything useful at the time.

[ThePerm]

well, no Kamek game for ps3