Inspired by
this EPIC story from BnM, I've decided to start this thread where we can share our stories from our school days. Whatever funny, filthy or depraved story you have from your time in the education system, which you spent goofing off instead of learning, share it here!
Unfortunately for me, I can't recall anything as epic as BnM's story above which is really lame on my part as the topic starter, I know. I'll still share a few quick stories now, but be sure to post yours as well, since it might trigger a lost memory.
Middle school comes to mind when I think of my old school-time stories, because the whole time was just followed by odd moment and situations after another.. I knew it was going to be a weird experience before even going in to middle school, because the year I graduated 6th grade was the same year they decided to graduate the 5th grade class there, and the middle school most of us were going to phase out the 9th grade and become a 5-8th grade middle school. Basically, we were going in to 7th grade not as freshman, and graduating the next year.. So me and my group of friends (who all came to the same school) decided we'd make the best of it since it was going to be such a short experience. On top of all that, about 3 of my teachers that year ended up having freak accidents and being out of school for months at a time, leaving us with substitutes for most classes.. what better time than to goof off than this?
Back then, I was pretty shy.. unless you knew me. I was pretty much the secret class clown. I went to most of my classes, aced all the test but I was also responsible for many of the laugh out loud moments in class, even if the words weren't coming outta my mouth, as well as the mastermind behind some of the stupid pranks we all pulled. I'd literally sit in the back of class, as the quiet kid, but I'd crack jokes with my friends, one of which would recite them aloud and have the class laughing (and the teacher yelling). In hindsight, if I had opened my own mouth I woulda ended up a little more popular than I was by the end of those two years, but I was never into popularity and I couldn't stand most of the kids who were.
That doesn't mean I ended middle school without being noticed though.. it had gotten out that I was the one responsible for putting a fresh coat of paint on most of the banisters in the stair well and pulling the fire alarm to get people to file out and get green hands. I was also known as the go to guy to open a locker without a combination (assuming you were stupid enough to not bring your own padlock).. this lead to some hilarious moments where i'd put tampons or condoms in peoples lockers, during locker checks.. haha.
The one thing though that really got me noticed at the end of middle school was when I pushed this kid down a flight of steps. I know, that sounds horrible but if you were there it was freakin hilarious. There was this one jerk in my circle of friends that must of been bipolar or something because he was always either my yes-man or my nemisis. This particular day he was my nemisis... We're heading down stairs to get to our last class and for some reason he thought it'd be funny to kick my backpack as I'm walking down two flights of steps. No one at this point had ever seen me loose my cool, so it was a big shock to everyone, this kid Larry especially, when I curse him out and shove him back after he gives me a chump-shove. Bad news for him though is he decided to do this at the top of a flight of steps... so he ended up taking a stumble backwards and rolling down them.
My initial reaction was panic cuz i thought i killed the poor kid, so I ran like hell to get to class for an alibi. When i saw the teacher wasn't there, and I calmed down a second, I felt really guilty about it all so I ran back to check on him only to find 5 people from that same last science class coming up from that very stairwell, laughing their asses off. That's when I see this kid Larry walking out, super red in the face, massaging his shoulder as he lets out an "ah man.. **** you". We had back to class and this girl named Katie is hysterical, she hated Larry with a passion so this was the funniest thing in the world to her. Everyone asks what she's laughing out and it took her a few mins to catch her breath and tell the story:
"I was coming up steps when all I see is Larry rolling down the stairs, hit the wall and somehow roll down the next flight towards me. I had to jump over him cuz he almost knocked me down!" Everyone starts laughing (no one liked him) and he shouts out "Oh haha like thats really funny, Mike almost broke my neck. **** you man, **** you!" I made some quip about it all, one as a response to him catching attitude with me and one to when everyone asked if it was really me that pushed him. I remember making a joke about Katie jumping over him like she was playing donkey kong too..
Anyway, it was such a standout moment that at the end of the year, when getting my year book signed, someone pointed out a section called "I remember when.." and students wrote in their favorite memories of the past two years and a certain someone who happened to be on the yearbook comittee (Katie) let the following be printed:
"I remember when... Larry T___ took a when on a long 'trip'... down the stairs"
Everyone in my class, and some people who weren't, asked me to sign their books by that quote. The funny thing is, half of the odd moments in that section I was in someway responsible for! Come graduation time, as Larry is taking his steps off the stage after recieving his "diploma" I shouted out "WATCH YOUR STEP" and had the graduating class cracking up.
Good times.
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