Topic: Maybe I should get them a poker table and a pack of cards?

[Stogi]

I just got off the bus from campus and the funniest **** happened.

Well let me preface a little. I have four dogs. I recently added a 16 week old doberman (Aries) into the mix this time with cropped ears because I love my 6 month old doberman so much (Anubis or nubi for short). He's a little rascal full of energy and catches on quick, but he stands considerably short compared to my other dogs, a husky/wolf and german shepherd. FYI, My wolf is named Lucius (pronounced Loo-shus). My german shepherd is name Maximus.

All my dogs were chillin in the backyard as I approached my house from the side field (I have an empty lot next door which is right on the street corner where the bus drops me off). I took off my ear phones and I heard this:

It was all of my dogs howl grunting. They weren't barking at the same time. One would howl then finish, then another one would howl then finish, and it repeated. I swear they were talking to each other! I talk to them all the time (doesn't matter what I say of course, just how I say it) and they respond back with a grunt or bark or howl, but I have never seen them talk to each other like that.

What made it hilarious though was as soon as I approached close enough for then to hear me, Maximus, who was speaking at the time, stops what sounded like mid-sentence then they all turned around and just stared at me! It was like they were planning a mutiny and I busted them on it. Crazy crazy crazy ****.

Maybe I should get them a poker table and a pack of cards?

[Mop it up]

Maybe you should watch your back because if I didn't know better I'd say they're plotting to kill you.

[Stogi]

No **** right?! hahahaha They definitely could kill my ass too! But they love me and I love them back.

Man, you should see the looks I get from people when I bring them out to the dog park (I really hate putting leashes on them). They always look like they're about to die; and honestly, I breed them to be as aggressive as possible towards strangers, so they're probably right to be afraid. Once I whistle a certain tune though, they become friendly. Maximus is especially perfect. If he sees one of the my other dogs barking at another dog, he'll take over and shove him out the way and scare that pussy ass dog away as well. He's my peace keeper.