God, I hate angry/high-energy BJs. Most girls just seem to think that faster = better. At that point, I'm worried about my own well-being.
And another thing, it's like they haven't heard of teasing, even though ALL girls do it.
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Originally posted by: MaryJane
Hmmmm a good story... when I think of one I'll come back. Mostly I smoke with just a few people, so nothing too exciting happens, we just have a good time, and try to get girls, usually unsuccessfully, but everyone once in awhile it happens.
Same here, but I could tell you a library's worth of stories. I'm sure you got a couple that come to mind.......
Anyway, I kinda feel like telling another story....
THIS STORY DEALS WITH SEX, DRUGS, AND ALCOHOL. DON'T READ THIS IF YOU SUCK! This story takes place about 4 years ago. To set it up: it takes place during the summer between my junior and senior year of high school, and before this, I've only had one other sexual relationship (though I've had more than one girlfriend).
After I broke up with my girlfriend, I decided not to do what I always do when I pick up chicks (e.g. act like a d*ck) and instead just be myself and let fate handle the rest. It's funny how fate works sometimes, because this time, I hooked up with this girl who has been a long time friend of mine and she practically lived "next door." (more like a couple blocks next door)
She was cute. I mean...I was definitely attracted to her, but I never paid her any attention. She was too thin for my tastes; too much of the "model-type" chick. I always thought to myself, "I might break her if I pushed too hard, or worse and start a fire" haha
. Plus, she was a really good friend, so I didn't want to complicate things. Next thing you know though, I'm kicking it at her house one summer's night, playing some Nintendo in her room (yes she has the old school Nintendo!). I start teasing her, telling her Mario's better off not saving the Princess. I go into detail, mentioning how Princess is just a big ol' tease and that even after Mario risked his life, she still won't put out. She'll probably just bake him a stupid cake; but Mario doesn't want any cake, Mario wants some pie! She giggles, but gets frustrated after a while, and turns it off. I start laughing at her, and tell her that that was a good move (so much for not being a d*ck). She realizes I'm only teasing and smiles. Then she walks over to the back of her closet and whips out some wine-coolers, then hands one to me. I was surprised at first, then again at the time, even I have a stash tucked away in my room. Anyway, I felt like a girl drinking those, but what can I say....it tasted like Kool-Aid and you now how much black people looooove Kool-Aid
! [/stereotype]
Conversation went on and after a couple drinks I mentioned I wanted to smoke, but she refused saying that her parents were downstairs. She said once they go to sleep though we can go to the hot tub and....I paused her "Wait...you have a hot tub?!" She started to laugh, "Yeah, it's right next to the pool." I'm shocked at this point, "you had a hot tub...all this time I've known you....and you didn't bother to mention this to me?! And now, while we were playing Mario, not one word; not even when you were jumping over lava pits?! Oh, it's on!" I started to strip right there. She giggled and grabbed my arms to stop me, and said "hold on, let's at least wait till my parents go to sleep. It's late, so it should be soon." You guys out there can testify to this, but for some reason, at that point I knew I was in for a ride. Looking into her eyes said it all: mutual infatuation.
She went to go change into a swimsuit, which reminded me that I needed a swimsuit or at least some shorts. I told her my plight and she came back with the only shorts she had......mini-Garfield shorts. Looking at those, I was really tempted to wear my boxers, but wearing soaked boxers under your pants is possibly the worst thing ever. So I put those things on in her bathroom, and cracked up looking at myself in the mirror. These shorts were small......really small. They went about half-way down my thighs and worst of all they're meant for girls......as in there was no room for the twig and two berries. As a result, I had to put them to one side with my d*ck about to fall out the bottom. It was embarrassing to say the least. I walked back into her room and noticed her bending over putting the Nintendo controllers away. I don't know if it was the wine-coolers, or the thong that revealed her entire ass, but I almost sprung right there! That would of been sooooo embarrassing. She noticed me and started laughing. I start to laugh too, saying "I look good right? I think I look good." Posing in various directions. She went down stairs to check if her p's were asleep, and to also turn on the hot tub. She came back and said it'll be ready in 15 minutes. I replied "Straight....just enough time to roll a dubbie."
She was never into the herbs, but has tried it out. To my surprise, she knew how to roll a joint. She had small nimble fingers, so I gave her some broken up bud to see what she could do with it. She was a little rusty, but made a nice-smoking J. It wasn't exactly the prettiest thing, but whatever...it was tight, and it worked. She wanted to smoke again, since it's been awhile. Sweet.
The hot tub hit the spot. It was a about 75 degrees outside; basically all-around good weather, and the hot tub just added to it. I noticed her getting kinda shy, she was thinking about something. I doubted it was me for some reason, but maybe I was becoming shy as well. High school was a fun/horrible time; full to the brim with awkward situations and this time was no different. This was the first time I had sat alone with a girl in a hot tub and it showed. We were sitting basically opposite of each other....I thought to myself, "I need to do something." I thought for a moment, then yelled in a panic "Oh my God! What the hell is that?!" She started to get scared and paranoid "What?! What is it?!" I replied "Whatever you do...DON"T MOVE!" She started to freak out but stayed very still, and at that point it was hard for me not to crack a smile. Then I swam over, put my arm behind her head, and acted like I swatted something away that was near her shoulder that was furthest away from me. Then I rested my arm on that shoulder, simultaneously letting out a sigh that everything was okay. Bewildered, she looked at me and I said "Was that smooth or what?!" and started laughing . She started to laugh and said I was such a dork, but she didn't move away or anything.
After a few minutes of casual conversation, I came to a horrify realization. "Holy SH*T! Where's the joint?" She laughs and grabs it from my ear. I breathed a big sigh of relief. She told me the matches were next to the grill. I ran, got them, and came back.
We started to puff on it and let me tell you this: smoke and water are awesome! I start to experiment, doing little tricks with the smoke. One was taking a big hit, then dipping your head underwater as you exhale. As the bubbles go around your face and smoke escapes into the air, it leaves this crazy design in the shape of your head. After fooling around a bit more, I mentioned this technique that I learned called the "cupid's shotgun" where two people take a hit at relatively the same time and kiss while exhaling the smoke. I don't know if that's real or not, but I definitely made that up just to kiss her.
Impressed, she agreed, and boy, was it a slice of heaven. I took a hit first because I can hold it in longer, then after she hit it we started to kiss. Smoke was coming out of our mouths and nose as our tongues played together. We did it three or four times till the joint was a roach, then I started to feel her up. She stopped, looked at me with
that look, then got out of the tub. I followed her, blazed as hell, and wiped myself down with a towel as I went into the house.
I don't want to tell the rest, but let's just say I didn't break her, nor start a fire.
We went out until I moved away to college. Funny thing is, we went to rival schools!
Anyone else have a story?
EDIT: After reading over what I just typed, I'm wondering why the hell did I just share that...............
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