While your homie Nile Boogie was playing Wii Sports BaseBall, and with runners on 2nd and 3rd my Mii comes up to bat. And while I'm smart enough to know that my physical strength has NOTHING to do with how far the ball goes on a VIDEO GAME, I just can't help but swing for the fences. Lo and Behold I don't hit a home-run, I hit it "Out the Park" (590ft) and my eyes lit up. I go into the Home Run Derby and try to recreate what happened, since that was the first time I seen that. After hitting another one out the park, I feel something funny in my right arm. Then I remember my days of H.S. BB and how I strained my bicep trying to hit on out the park in real life. Please, pray for me, I'm needed and unwell.
*And on a side note, how come there are no Black Miis in my Mii Parade? Make more minority Miis Please. I'm needed and unwell.