Topic: So Why is Mario in Space?

[Ceric]

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Originally posted by: Donutt007
How about.....

On a side note, once you finish the game you get to replay it as Luigi saving Daisy!

Then you get to replay the game as Daisy to save Peach.  Then you play as Peach to save Toad.  Then you play as Toad to save Yoshi.  Then you play as Yoshi to save the Planet of the ShyGuys.  Then you get to play as t he super secret ShyGuys.

[KDR_11k]

Marketing, after research, decided that giving Mario a gun and having him shoot hookers would generate huge amounts of profit. Mario heard that and escaped TO DA MOON!!!

[Ceric]

lol

[RiskyChris]

After getting 120 stars, Mario missed the castle roof from the cannon and ended up in orbit.

[EasyCure]

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Originally posted by: Garnee
Why is Mario in space?  

Why not?

Alternatively:  He hopped on a space plane with snakes on it.

garnee wins. also, its the snakes from mario bros. 2 ;-)

heres my take...


smithy is back and broken the star road once again but the only way to fix it is to physically move the stars etc etc.... with an ending where mario is eaten by a giant mecha bowser being controlled by bowser jr and you get to play as Geno and use fps controls with the wii-pointer to shoot stars out of genos mighty fist to knock mechabowsers head off (think rock'em sock'em robots) and baby bowsers head explodes.

then the koopa kids come out of no where and to thank you, but tell you they were kidnapping the princess while you were busy fixing the star road and hint at a sequel. final scene: koopa kids on a koopa airship floating off to a watery planet

the sequel will come out on nintendo's 7th console that has a unigue interface: a spere with 4 buttons on it that is capable of hovering in place and the console, which will be codenamed ULTRANITROREVOLUTION, can simulate low to anti-gravity environments and let you feel what its like to be mario in a watery world where he is constantly swimming. the controller was built with the game in mind but wont be available at launch. people will complain that it isnt the real mario 128 they've been hoping for.

also, sonysoft will release their second console after the merger of corperations sony and microsoft. their new machine will boas all the latest specs and will have finally perfected the technology popularized by the Wii back in 2006. after finding out about ULTRANITROREVOLUTION's (codename) weightless controller, they will implement a similar but in ferior technology into a tech demo only one week before e3. the demo is of a boy pushing a ball on the floor. sonysoft will call it a revolution in gaming and say that nintendo stole the industry from them, and call their new controller the dualball. the contorller will be made up of two spheres with sixteen buttons each. they will be rumbled enabled, though because of rumble weightlessness in the controller is not possible. to promote backwards compatibility with their first system, the the Sonysoft Eyebox1 they allow connectivity of their eyetoy wand remote, to be insiderted to a usb port in between the dualball controller and have pointer functionality with their older games.

(sorry i got way off topic there)

[Athrun Zala]

mario used too many turbo mushrooms while going up DK mountain....

[Ceric]

Bump.

(Mostly because of the Official Thread)

[IceCold]

You could just... post there.

Oh right, this is your thread..

[zakkiel]

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It is a dark and evil future, filled with violence and partial nudity. The princess was taken away by the Mushroom rebels. Tired of Peach's tyranny, the rebels rise up against their oppressor, to put an end to her once and for all. Mario has exactly 7 days to save Peach's life, 7 days before the overly complex evil-villain style killmotron activates. But Mario has exactly three problems...however only the 2nd one is of any importance: He has shrunk down in size and has been catapulted into a dark, thick soup. NO! it turns out he was not in space at all! It's really a thick soup, with small white chunks of cheese as stars, and meatballs the size of planets. Mario has to fight his way through the hoards of evil beings, littering the tasty wasteland. Just beyond the horizon, lies Mario's greatest challenge ever, a gigantic MechaBowser for some reason or another.

Gets my vote.

[Ceric]

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Originally posted by: IceCold
You could just... post there.

Oh right, this is your thread..

Ok.  I'll remember this IceCold.  Next time you mention something that reminds of a thread that newer people should read I'll post the whole contents in the other thread.

Zakkiel:  That one is funny.

[couchmonkey]

Mario jumps in a large snot bubble pumped out by a hippopotamus statue and it carries him all the way up to outer space.  There's totally precedence here, people.

[Spak-Spang]

To Get To The Other Side.

[Ceric]

lol