So I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night, right, and I look at her (my girlfriend) and I'm all "You know, I think it's awesome having a girlfriend who's so good at fighting games and first person shooters." And she looks back and tries to say something but all she can do is moan, 'cause you know, I have a huge penis and I'm great in bed (not that I'm bragging or anything, just saying) and so there I am, just pumping away, having sex with my girlfriend, and feeling good about the fact that she's good at video games, all the while she's screaming in ecstacy. Good times