Here's the real story. Yes, I am Agent Seven, but I'm also Cube, Undisclosed, and Clockwork Tomato.
About a year ago I was monitoring the various Nintendo related websites. I came across the PGC forums and I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Almost every thread was from some whinny no-nothing kid saying "my game cube is broken" or "nintendo is doomed." Everyone in here would respond like gulible fools. It made me sick. And to make things worse, the forums no-nothing/do-nothing moderators would sit back and do absolutely nothing. Even though they knew damn well that many of the claims posted in their forums were false. How many times were they going to allow those stupid "Nintendo is going 3rd party" threads to be posted. Why did they let these lies continue? I think they are just lazy and the don't really know anything more about Nintendo than the average fan does.
So I created my first "anti-hero", Cube. He really pissed people off. Responding to every "my gamecube is broken" thread with a harsh "CALL NINTENDO." (remember that one?) Still, Cube didn't go far enough, and when he was eventually banned, I thought, "this is my opporunity to be a real prick." So I created AgentSeven. Now he was a real bastard. I would say anything I could to bash the competition. It didn't matter if I actually agreed with what I was posting or not, just so long as it got a rise out of all of the "doom sayers" and fools.
It was quite amusing to see exactly how many people would fly off the handle and get into massive flame wars with a fictional character. Totally hillarious! Eventually, I grew tired of AgentSeven, and I decided to post some serious flamming, in order to get him deliberately banned. I figured, a character such as him deserves to go down in a blaze of glory.
Finally, my current identities were really an excuse to post this confession. I'm through with this forum, so you wont need to ban me, again. LOL I hope you enjoyed my characters. I know many of you did, I recieved quite a few complimentary emails and private messages. And although I won't mention any of your names (as doing so might get you flammed) I really appreciate that there is some hardcore, die-hard Nintedo loving fans on this site. I'm glad I could give the hardcore fans a voice. Im also glad that I gave so many of you something to do. I noticed that after agent sevens ban, chatter in the forums significantly decreased!
Keep giving them hell

ps. I dont actually hate sony, that was the biggest joke of them all, lol. they are just number one and nintendo is not. so they made a perfect scapegoat and a classic foil to my many characters.
be seeing you..
probably not, lol
LMAO!!!!!!