"Oh yeah, we were forced to make this game for GameCube or something, it's really good, but no GameCube owner will give it any respect. They're all little babies. So you know, we're also releasing it on PS2, because we know a bunch of mainstream gamers will enjoy our 'violent' storybook"
"Oops, I've just pissed off all the potentional fans"
SALES = 0