So. There is a computer science major walking down the street when he sees this frog. He doesn't think much of it initially, but when he gets close, the frog clears it's throat and says, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." The student thinks to himself for a second, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. After taking a few minutes of walking, the frog again clears it's throat and says, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." The student takes the frog out of his pocket, stares at it for a minute or so, then places it back into his pocket and resumes his walk. After another couple minutes, the frog is getting slightly annoyed, so again, she clears her throat. The student takes her out of his pocket and looks at her. The frog then says, "If you didn't hear me, I'm a beautiful princess. If you kiss me, I'll change back from a frog." To this, the student replies, "I'm a computer science major. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, that's awesome."