Author Topic: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously) (Read 12042 times)

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2003, 03:48:29 PM »

I've seen this site before. . . I'll I saw was some confession of a woman contemplating suicide because she had slept with thirty men within the first 2 months of her marriage. But those look funny.
*goes back*

Okay, not the same, but funny stuff:

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sometimes when im sitting in class or work or just any random place and theres a guy around, i get a flash in my head of what his junk looks like. its always the really ugly and old guys too; it kills me. its funny and sick at the same time, but i cant help it; especially if theyre sitting accross from me and i can see between their legs. its not intentional, but my eyes will just wander there. i wouldnt mind so much if it were just hot guys, but this is out of hand!

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theres this one girl i asked to homecoming. i made my own fortune cookies and put a word in each, and strung them together. It spelled "Will you go to Homecoming with me?". But after lunch, i remembered that she was severely allergic to galvanized sugar, which was what i used to make them. obviously she had some, cuz i found out later that she got her stomach pumped, but it was too late. her liver couldn't process it, and now she needs new liver. i would give her mine, but i dont think its worth it. then i can't go to homecoming. plus, we're probably not the same blood type so yea. sorry though.

oohhboy · « **Reply #26 on:** November 10, 2003, 10:05:51 PM »

That first one is sick and the second one is just plain sad. Asshat.

PIAC · « **Reply #27 on:** November 10, 2003, 10:22:32 PM »

cue scene from Futurama where Leela goes into the chatroom

Gibdo Master · « **Reply #28 on:** November 11, 2003, 07:03:56 AM »

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theres this one girl i asked to homecoming. i made my own fortune cookies and put a word in each, and strung them together. It spelled "Will you go to Homecoming with me?". But after lunch, i remembered that she was severely allergic to galvanized sugar, which was what i used to make them. obviously she had some, cuz i found out later that she got her stomach pumped, but it was too late. her liver couldn't process it, and now she needs new liver. i would give her mine, but i dont think its worth it. then i can't go to homecoming. plus, we're probably not the same blood type so yea. sorry though.

I really have to question if that one is actually real. It just seems a little far fetched if you ask me.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #29 on:** November 11, 2003, 07:15:29 AM »

I question the validity of the majority of those "confessions," not just that one...

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #30 on:** November 11, 2003, 07:18:35 AM »

Yeah, I bet most people are like me and go and make one up (which I haven't seen on there yet). It's still fun to read though.

But, if that fortune cookie one is real...it's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #31 on:** November 11, 2003, 11:05:21 AM »

I made one up to. I said something about doing a jig, I think. And stuff.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #32 on:** November 11, 2003, 11:18:18 AM »

You can't just donate a liver- donating kindeys is fine, since you really only need 1 and you have 2, but without a liver you'll die. Not only could that guy not have donated his liver, but if the girl didn't get one very quickly, she's dead. Besides, I doubt food allergies affect your liver. It all sounds very fake. In fact, I bet most of those confessions are sent in by people like you guys.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #33 on:** November 11, 2003, 11:21:26 AM »

Yeah, I thought about that, but didn't comment since I pasted it here quite a while after I'd read it. Could be fake, but if it were real, he may have just been too dumb to know that.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #34 on:** November 11, 2003, 12:14:32 PM »

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Originally posted by: Gibdo Master
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theres this one girl i asked to homecoming. i made my own fortune cookies and put a word in each, and strung them together. It spelled "Will you go to Homecoming with me?". But after lunch, i remembered that she was severely allergic to galvanized sugar, which was what i used to make them. obviously she had some, cuz i found out later that she got her stomach pumped, but it was too late. her liver couldn't process it, and now she needs new liver. i would give her mine, but i dont think its worth it. then i can't go to homecoming. plus, we're probably not the same blood type so yea. sorry though.

I really have to question if that one is actually real. It just seems a little far fetched if you ask me.

Errr....LOL When you galvanize something, you are coating it with zinc...Of course that would kill you

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #35 on:** November 11, 2003, 12:23:44 PM »

Who the hell would galvanize sugar, then? I think that proves it's fake right there.

That would, though, explain the liver problem.

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 11, 2003, 03:33:09 PM »

How about I drive over to Bill's dorm and hold him hostage till he tells us Mouse?

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #37 on:** November 11, 2003, 03:36:25 PM »

Excellent.

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #38 on:** November 11, 2003, 03:38:49 PM »

And then you can sleep with his roommate, who's a transsexual, and who would actually be your best friend's ex-hermaphorditefriend and he would never know but you'd feel bad about telling him. And then you'd masturbate several times.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #39 on:** November 11, 2003, 03:41:22 PM »

Hostile's psychic!

manunited4eva22 · « **Reply #40 on:** November 11, 2003, 03:41:23 PM »

Wow, thanks Ms. Cleo!!!!1111111

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #41 on:** November 11, 2003, 04:38:36 PM »

YOU ARE TEH WELCOME, YAH!!111!1

The yah is a long story. . . to make it short, my friends and I do home videos. One time, there were only two of my friends, and they did a Miss Cleo parody. He sounded like Governer Arnold. Except spelled right. It was very funny.

Shift Key · « **Reply #42 on:** November 11, 2003, 05:13:52 PM »

Hey Bill, I have stories too. Weird, gross stories. We'll have to swap a few sometime!

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #43 on:** November 12, 2003, 06:40:28 AM »

Weird, gross stories, eh? I have quite a few weird ones, but I'm lacking in the gross department. I should start on that. . .

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #44 on:** November 12, 2003, 03:16:36 PM »

Heh. I am right positive that I could beat anyone here for sick and disturbing stories.

mouse_clicker · « **Reply #45 on:** November 12, 2003, 03:19:53 PM »

If your crazy ones are any indication, Ninja, I don't think mortals should hear your stories.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #46 on:** November 12, 2003, 03:20:44 PM »

Mine aren't really sick or disturbing, but they are definitely NC-17 material...Meh, I'm even too young for my stories...

(Never would I try to defeat Grey in an all-out story slugfest...That's suicide! ^_^'')

Grey Ninja · « **Reply #47 on:** November 12, 2003, 03:20:57 PM »

I don't think so either mouse, which is why I have never shared them with anyone, and likely never will.

Shift Key · « **Reply #48 on:** November 12, 2003, 03:58:01 PM »

I dunno, I have a few gems that have sickened people.

vudu · « **Reply #49 on:** November 21, 2003, 11:42:12 AM »

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296071621 I still have four hours until the end of the workday and all I want to do is go home and play Mario K

alright, who here has been visiting grouphug.us?

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Author Topic: Greatest Site Ever!!! (Seriously) (Read 12042 times)