Topic: Receive your quotes here

[Swordsplay]

If you cant think of a quote, I can give you one!

I have tons of great quotes (funny ones most of them) to give people if anyone else needs one, all you have to do is either pm me or email me, and ill give you one.

-Swordsplay    

[DrZoidberg]

:gb2gs:

[Jale]

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

[Bill Aurion]

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

[Jale]

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and therefore the perfect vehicle for my thoughts.

[Bill Aurion]

Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it.

[SearanoX]

"Courage is not a lack of fear, but acting in spite of it."  -Sir Winston Churchill

EDIT:  Ooh, seems they don't like my avatar, even though the file size is fine...and the outside parts that actually did make up the 90x90 were transparent.

Bah, fine.

*makes new 60x60 version*  

[Swordsplay]

A lot of times when a package says "Open Other End,"  I purposely open the end where it says that.

[Swordsplay]

-Quote by Swordsplay-

A lot of times when a package says "Open Other End," I purposely open the end where it says that.

-End quote-

I just thought of another one:

"Boy, he really takes the cake." Where? Where did he take the cake? To the movies? Down to the bakery, to see the other cakes? And how come he takes the cake? How come he doesn't take the pie?  A pie is easier to carry than a cake.  "Easy as pie."

[Hostile Creation]

"Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused."

And from good ole Grey Ninja's quote machine, said by Benny Hill or something: "Girls are like pianos.  When they're not upright, they're grand."

Heh, and Terry Pratchett: "Give a man fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life."

[KnowsNothing]

One of my  favorite quotes is the one Bill had in his sig: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." (Ghandi)

I used that in a writing assignment today.

[Murk280]

"Life is like basketball... set your goals low and you're bound to score."

And... "Reach for the stars and you'll burn your hands."

Not very inspirational, but they can be quoted

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

Megat0n BANZAI!!

[ib2kool4u912]

I've always liked "If at first you don't succeed you're doing it wrong."

[nitsu niflheim]

[subtle]I can sell you some snowballs.  Even though it just snowed, my snowballs are better quality than what you can make yourself.  Only one $ can get you the best snowball possible.  You can make your own, the snow out there may be free, but you can't make a snowball as good as me.[/subtle]

[PaLaDiN]

You're a snowball?

That's good to know, I guess.

Mine has always been, "Smile, it confuses people."

[Swordsplay]

Heres a great quote to have:

NEWS FLASH:  A large dog exploded on a downtown street corner this morning.  No one was killed; however, several people were overcome by fur.  Police estimate that more than 600 fles also lost their lives in the blast.