Topic: the perils of the hawtness thread

[BlackNMild2k1]

Masturbation May Increase Risk of Prostate Cancer
http://www.livescience.com/7658-masturbation-increase-risk-prostate-cancer.html

A new study finds men who are sexually active in their 20s and 30s are more likely to develop prostate cancer — especially if they masturbate frequently.

Some of you are already more dead than others, but since it's likely we are all already dead anyways. Live it up fellas.

Here is a good place to start
because there is only one way out now...

[bustin98]

God damn it... is it like smoking where if you stop your chances decrease?

[Shaymin]

Well, I had a good run.

[S-U-P-E-R]

Livescience.com sounds like a bunch of nobodies to me, let's see what BBC says:

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Researchers were assessing prostate cancer risk
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

[bustin98]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Might as well go all the way.

Circle jerk anyone? Never been in one, don't plan on it either

[BranDonk Kong]

What a joke, I just finished masturbating for the 42nd time in a row just now and there's absoklelt notign wrogn iwith meadnokmp'mfaslknvas,d,dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd