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Spartan: Total Warrior
« on: June 20, 2008, 03:20:21 AM »
Ha! You thought this was a Wii game didn't you? Nope, this is a Gamecube title I finally got my hands on. The game is closer to a brawler (Ninja Turtles or The Warrors) than a hardcore action game (Ninja Gaiden or God of War), but it works well in its niche. The graphics, especially the character models are ugly and low poly. The upside is of course there are dozens, perhaps inching close to a hundred characters on screen at a time. The chaos of battle is done pretty well and it's an impressive thing to pull off. The first level is a lot of fun, but the second mission is not as good. I'm still going and I would recommend this game to any of the hardcore Sega fans out there looking for a decent action game to play.




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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2008, 10:40:00 AM »
That game screamed for co-op.
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 11:08:45 AM »
It really did, but the camera would have had to be redone. The lack of coop is the reason why I didn't by the game when it first came out.

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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2008, 02:34:17 PM »
We already have a thread about this game.  ;)
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2008, 09:39:34 PM »
this thread is more civil though.
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2008, 04:43:46 PM »
Okay, I think I'm actually the villian in this game. A couple level back I had to torch some villages, and in the last level I killed Beowulf and took his hammer.

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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 11:05:06 AM »
Greco-Bump!

A fantastic review of this game: http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=387

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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2008, 11:30:41 AM »
shyguy, we get it; you like playing games with 100s of sweaty mean on screen. enough already, this is last gen!
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2008, 04:47:39 PM »
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Ever been to a Turkish prison? Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2008, 07:18:55 PM »
You degenerates are over-sexed. or under-sexed.

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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2008, 12:09:20 PM »
You degenerates are over-sexed. or under-sexed.

*thinks up witty comeback*

well you're....


*remembers seeing your pic in one of these threads*

uhm...

*decides not to mess with you cuz you could beat me to a pulp*

:)
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2008, 12:38:21 PM »
EasyCure is apparently a wuss! :P
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2008, 02:31:05 PM »
hahaha hell no, but have you seen him? He'd easily take me in a fight, so why bother!
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2008, 02:32:59 PM »
I love everyone. And this game is a hidden gem.

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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2008, 08:24:25 PM »
i've never ever ever seen it on store shelves. Hell i didnt even know it was on the cube
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2008, 08:34:24 PM »
I love everyone. And this game is a hidden gem.

I love you too. Wanna get married? I hear it's legal in California now. ;)
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Re: Spartan: Total Warrior
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2008, 08:38:09 PM »
i'm not gonna bother linking to that thread agian. i'm sure you already know where it is ;)
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